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i play bass sometimes, sell wine around town; hou, tx
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Unplanned ascension in Pearland

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Just a silly goose in a clown country

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Hustle culture is when people work extra hard to make up for the fact that we don't tax billionaires.

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Art The Clown, welcome to The Resistance

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Goddamn Gwendoline Christie rules. So happy to see her in Severance

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houston rules love my city

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

hell yeah

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This is essentially my brain trying to get stimulants to treat ADD

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I'm not smelling sex and candy so much as a metallic odor mingled with burnt toast

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Critics are calling it “the most challenging combination of faces in history”

submitted 30 days ago • 55 comments

Out- NYT, CNN, WaPo In- Teen Vogue, Hollywood Reporter

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Capping how much wealth any individual could accumulate would go a long way towards solving some of our most persistent social problems and it is ridiculous that it is impossible to have a serious mainstream discussion of the idea. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/on-having-...

submitted 32 days ago • 14 comments

As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss

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You should be able to put other things beside Pokémon in those Pokémon balls. Imagine if you threw one and Jack the Ripper popped out

submitted 32 days ago • 75 comments

Calvin Ball ass government, this country is so stupid

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lol wtf hell yeah

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post four great horror performances that didn’t get nominated for an Oscar Michal J. Fox, The Frighteners Brendan Gleeson, 28 Days Later Kurt Russell, The Thing Sigourney Weaver, Alien 3

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We’re getting Dumbass Cyberpunk AND Dumbass Steampunk, man fuck this future

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Just remembered learning about Edgar Allan Poe's life in English class and the third time somebody died of consumption a kid behind me went "Oh come ON"

submitted 34 days ago • 9 comments

Was already a huge fan of the band when this released, but this dvd made me insufferably evangelistic

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unironically this does help, to all my Texan friends

submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments

[Daft Punk Voice] softer, badder, slower, weaker [my tired wife] just let us sing you happy birthday, we get it, you’re 40

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when the butt thief is in town

submitted 105 days ago • 22 comments

When I go on a web-site I will ALWAYS select “do not sell my personal information” and also I carry a card in my wallet that says I DO NOT CONSENT TO BEING MURDERED

submitted 38 days ago • 2 comments

I got to be friends with David Lynch when we were both at Universal years ago. A very kind man, he was a fan of Bob's Big Boy. So was I. I'm going to miss him. R.I.P. David.

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they want me to take mood stabilizers and produce spreadsheets but i want to take psychedelics and produce incomprehensible garbage

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I got that, whatchucallit, mento illness

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I'm sad about David Lynch! I love talented freaks!

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conclave was so good. that part where those two i think south african cardinals with white dreds turn into ghosts and fly out of the exploding car as morpheus slices open the gas tank

submitted 43 days ago • 36 comments

Ursula K Leguin fave author status basically invincible now

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I’m basically an expert diarrhea-haver. This makes me tougher than frontiersman & explains why I have no fear when I go backpacking (as long as my phone doesn’t run out of battery otherwise I’ll have a meltdown)

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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

submitted 46 days ago • 332 comments

it's time to kill the music it's time to cut the lights it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight

submitted 49 days ago • 287 comments

Princess Mononoke Duchess Stereonoke Queen 5.1 Surroundnoke

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please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

submitted 51 days ago • 212 comments