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Still one of the best Onion News Network segments.

< Frustrated Incorporated

FEAR THE DEER

NBA Finals: Cavs over OKC in 7.

DAME TIME ⏱️

Tired of the Trump Slump yet?

Fernando Tatis Jr SZN.

It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only...

10 months without a storm in crazy.

One second from every episode of Twin Peaks.

Welp

My wife and I agree, Drew Carey is just white Steve Harvey.

Honestly didn’t know so many low-key people were so low-key wealthy. Another unintended result of the Palisades fire.

It's snowing in New Orleans so hell is actually freezing over gang.

Wolf Moon, 2:27 p.m pacific.

Giving myself a Bone Thug name… Dog Bone. (Big dog fan)

This weekend I'm gonna say, "oh for Pete's sake!" at some point. Maybe tomorrow, maybe Sunday.

Smoking this blunt in the Carvana, hot boxing the car-cube.

“The plane wasn’t on fire, just the city” feels like it was written by Cormac McCarthy.

Most of the dog parks we go to used to have a lot of grass and now most of them are just dirt. Is that because maintenance is too costly or that there are so many folks with dogs using them nowadays that they get just torn up? IMaybe both.

I had no idea about the Conservation Camp Program until I came across La Cima Conservation Camp. “This is the closest we get to being free. You get to be outside... There are no locked doors. It is another step to society and to prove that you are able to function in society as a normal person."

Saturday's agenda: 1:30PM Chargers Vs. Texans 8:00PM Bone Thugs-N-Harmony It's a Bolts & Bone weekend!

When it finally does start to rain we will seamlessly transition from wildfire season to mudslide season. Yippee.

Wear Crocs with leg gaiters to go full reptilian from the knee down.

MAGA drink list 2025: OKC Car Bomb MAGArita Shithole Sling Old Fashioned Racist Cleveland Libre Dark ‘N Stormy Daniels Martini-tiny hands Mar-a-Lago Mama YOU'RE FIRED-BALL

People are still setting fireworks off. Come on.

Stop trying to get me to watch Wicked.

2025 style forecast. Balaclava, out Whatever this is, in.

STOP THE FIREWORKS

Love the smell of my beer after I remove the wet paper coaster from the top when returning to it. 🤗

2025 sucks.

City Heights Christmas fireworks going off like crazy. 🙄🎄

Same but I love our dog Lou. Bury me 2 Joey.

Made the low-IQ mistake of trying to do some holiday shopping today. From Clairemont to Mission Valley to North Park, it's a savage hellscape out there right now friends. Godspeed.

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Eyes Wide Shut is a Christmas movie.

Listen up Washington State University, no one needs anymore apple varieties. We're good, ya'll can stop now.