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SACRAMENTO and SAN FRANCISCO please buy tickets to my shows next week on Wednesday JUNE 18 and Thursday JUNE 19 it will be my only time coming through your cities this year! Thank u I love u! Tickets: punchup.live/blairsocci/tickets Please tell ur friends and coworkers and even strangers đź’•đź’•đź’•

A lot of people don’t know this, but the album Sticky Fingers by The Rolling Stones is about dead heading petunias.

Durbin to Bhattacharya: "I can't understand it. I disagree w/ this admin on so many things. But this is the one that really gets to me personally. To think this nation would walk away from medical research. For God's sake...cancer, your budget requests a 38% cut to the National Cancer Institute"

Kwik Trip has the slowest gas pumps.

An old man doesn’t need billions of dollars, he could be very happy with a million, or 2 or 3 or 4.

Listen to Rex Factor!! Not just this episode, listen to their whole catalog. The format is enlightening, the content is very interesting, and the vibes are phenomenal. You’re welcome, I just made your life more fulfilling.

“Take Me to the Pilot”

You guys are being so mean to Kristi Noem, but sometimes you have to pay for Dalmatian puppies in cash.

If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.

disabled people deserve to live fulfilling lives no matter their productivity to society

. @duffgoldman.bsky.social who picks out the melons on Spring Baking Challenge?

“Life is a Highway” **Grinds Teeth**

“Damnit Bobby! I need those social security checks to survive.”

@sentimentbot.bsky.social analyze me, please.

That's the last time he touches my Wahl Tool Box