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Our staff photographers captured this image of Donald Trump being slowly eaten by the starving Dow Jones. #tariffs

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Waddle up. Kendrick Lamar, your move.

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The Council of Penguins will never use Signal chats to discuss our war plans. You have our guarantee.

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The minute Americans have to pay more than $4 for a carton of eggs and discover Penguin and emu eggs are twice the size

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SAVE THE PENGUINS. STOP TRUMP’S TARIFFS.

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I stand with the penguins of Heard and McDonald Islands!

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The Council of Penguins will shortly be in touch with Antarctica. Thank you for bringing this our attention @markhamillofficial.bsky.social

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Per The Council of Penguins directive, we are denouncing the 10% tariff put upon our fellow birds in the Heard and McDonald Islands. We protest this action severely, and rest assured Donald Trump will not hear the last of this.

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