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count-floyd.bsky.social
Facts matter, even in Melonville. I really miss Christopher Hitchens and James Randi. Unpaid shill for: @SkepticsGuide
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Also, 'At the end of a clear day' has to go.
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Still perfectly wonderful.
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Yep, if there's one thing that says 'don't mess with me', it's a raised eyebrow. Just ask Bobby Bittman or Guy Caballero. Those were two hard-ass mofos.
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THAT made him lose a lot of respect for trump?! Holy shit, his moral compass is in need of serious repairs.
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Sure, but something I'm totally against would be to fill little bags with shit & piss and attach them to helium balloons so they just float. Then let them go from a safe distance and let the wind take them towards the Emperor's b-day party.
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One bright spot, Stephen's hair won't be dangling when he's given the Mussolini treatment.
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Nutlick was very lucky he drove his daughter to school on Sep 11, 2001 and wasn't in the Cantor Fitzgerald offices at the top of Tower 1 that day. He exploited the remaining employees, and cried crocodile tears all the way to the bank.
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Yep, can you imagine looking back on your accomplishments and seeing clip after clip of you telling lie after lie? This would ravage most people. To her, it feels like a game of: 'how can I spin this to make what we're doing seem right?' Sadly, she has fooled many, not just herself.
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Caligula would be jealous.
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It takes courage to speak truth to power, and we are seeing who has courage and who doesn't.
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Stop wondering, it was.
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Rumor is Mike's porn-alert went off when he said 'tarred and feathered', so he had to text his 'son' and explain the situation, and promise he wasn't on Pornhub.
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Where better to rape, murder, pillage, and act insane than a workplace?
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And by an orange wrecking ball.
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Jay knows he's on the wrong side of this. He knows there's no logical reason for what the NIH is proposing. The question for all those who know better but still go along with this craziness is, why?
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This is headed in a very bad direction.
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He's closing in on 40,000 lies as POTUS.
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Maybe taco is referring to the weight of his 'force'?
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Ooo...gym gets his ass handed to him again.
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I wonder if he had to text his son about this.
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Yep, it will take humans to deliver whatever 'karma' those craven traitors have coming to them.
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I guess Brad didn't bondi too well with the voters...
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Freddy Krueger has nothing on Taco McCheetoface.
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Gotta go to the states where the melanin is. Now, if instead of melanin, they were trying to find crackers...
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'May be'?
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Just when you think they couldn't get more asinine, the GOP outdo themselves.
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Geez, taco makes one little Hitler-related mistake and the lunatic leftwing libtards jump all over him quicker than he wants Ivanka to. Who among us hasn't made several Hitler- and Holocaust-related mistakes over the years? 'People in glass concentration camps...'
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"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses... of bananas."
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Tragic. I can hear Joni Ernst now, 'those crane operators were going to die at some point anyway'.
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He found a new toy - a way to grift almost too good to be true. Untraceable, unlimited amounts, charge per txn AND get 80% of the sale proceeds. Like everything with taco, he was comically ignorant at first, but once he was told about how he could make money with crypto, he was all in.
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Found one.
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Entitled heartless c*nt.
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Awesome! I predict a huge boom in business for them.
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C'mon Mike, if you didn't want your evidence stolen, you should've hid it under one of your pillows.
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Another MERIT hire. Mostly Extreme Right-wing Idiotic Toadies
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Another MERIT hire. Mostly Extreme Right-wing Idiot Toadies
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Oppenheimer said it better.
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Wow! putin must have saved his government salary for the past 20,000 years to afford a place like that.
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Comer is living proof it is possible to be dumber than Taco and make it to adulthood.
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Taco is a stable genius who knows all until he's asked for details or something goes wrong, then he has no idea.
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Reason #261 why it's never a good idea to elect petty, indoctrinated rubes.
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trump has answered the question, 'what if Chauncey Gardner was President?'.
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She should really just put down the shovel.
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Nooooo, not McLovin!!
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Before testifying before the Brush and Floss Committee if flouride would definitely reduce cavities, Calgary's top dentists swore to tell the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
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He hid it well. An inner circle of only about 8 billion people knew he was trippin' balls, the rest had no idea.
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His motherboard is officially fried.
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And to think, some people actually say the GOP isn't empathetic to the needs of the average American?