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countesskarma.bsky.social
29 | Queer | Modoc/Klamath/Tohono O’odham | Portland, OR
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You know the show is lit when a crowd smells like patchouli, bitches love patchouli

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Thanks dad for the severe trauma that lead to CPTSD and limerence that is so incredibly hard to escape! I hate being infatuated by someone I barely know. I hate that I imagine love were there isn’t any. This is why I keep getting involved with narcissistic people! It is so incredibly frustrating

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The struggle of being kinky is having a mini heart attack thinking you brought a collar to work when it was really just the shoulder strap to your bag 💀

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I don’t see you for months at a time, we’ve only hooked up twice, I don’t have your phone number nor do I even have your social media… yet still your constant on my mind. I don’t understand 😶

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I mean at this point it’s pretty evident that he’s a Russian opp it’s the same tactics, and Putin has been using bots to brain wash MAGA into agreeing with it all. They are obviously making a stupid decision to target the part of the population who have combat training

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I’m a quite person but I wield a boisterous laugh

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Anyways, as I’ve been saying, my goal is to be the best version of myself, get hotter, and gatekeep myself ✌🏻

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Better believe if I chose to settle, I could be in a relationship right now. The reason I’m not in a relationship is because I refuse to go back to anything that is close to the relationship I once had. I left that relationship for a reason.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

My best personal motivation is for personal development + a little bit of spite

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Told my friend I do have the tendency to be the guy who immediately passes out after sex and they said in response “you are my favorite fuck boy” 💀

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

The bleach blonde dye job is giving early mid life crisis

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I bet you it’s because you tried to say you got the best years of my life (looks wise obviously) and probably saw my Insta profile scrolling through it and realized I am the hottest I’ve ever been bitch and that booty tickled you. Best you were draining my life force from me

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

YOU MADE POINT OF IT you message me and then made it known you blocked me you fucker 💀💀 I doubt I would’ve actually saw you get your stupid package. But made a point to msg me about before blocking me again 💀 and change your pfp right as you did it. Messy bitch 💀

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

In all honesty you blocking me again after three years really just proved to me you’re still hurt about the break up 💀

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Friend really said “I bet he thinks he’s Ryan Gosling” and I fucking DIED 💀

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Honestly a flex to be blocked by a man 💪 💀 wtf was even that

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

No revenge because you’re a miserable loser who fucks up every good thing that comes into your life. So you’ll always be miserable 💅🏻

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I’ve lost a bunch of weight in my early adulthood before and I’m feeling the same body twitching and slightly itchy skin (from stretch marks forming) again! I can see the small progress in the mirror and the way my clothes aren’t as tight anymore. I love feeling and seeing actual progress

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Bitch we just keep leveling up! This Saturn return was a glow up for me ✨I love seeing old pictures and seeing the differences. Confidence and taking my health seriously looks so good on me 💅🏻

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Forever laughing when the memory of my indie kid roommates (who had no knowledge of rap and hip hop) said I was listening to a lot of “hardcore” rap lately and it was just fucking Drake 💀💀

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Sometimes I am the little engine that could, sometimes I am 10 train cars smashed into the side of a mountain.

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I’m mainly going to the gym to be healthy. I won’t be disappointed if that goal isn’t reached, because I’m not gonna do extreme dieting or working out every single day. But a guy can still dream lol

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Once I get these arms more toned and muscular it’s over for you hoes

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

My mantra for the upcoming Venus retrograde is “The love I desire is out there and it will be worth the wait”

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There was a guy apart of my friend group in high school who was & still is closeted (my gay friend saw him on dating apps and briefly dated his current partner) & very republican. My bestie & I used to bully tf out of him for watching Fox News. I still laugh about that. He deserved it

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Sometimes times are tough I turn my shower into a mini sauna by blasting the heat and point the head to one side. Closest thing to a sweat lodge it works lol

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Angst never dies. In this economy? It evolves

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