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29 | Queer | Modoc/Klamath/Tohono O’odham | Portland, OR
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You know the show is lit when a crowd smells like patchouli, bitches love patchouli

Thanks dad for the severe trauma that lead to CPTSD and limerence that is so incredibly hard to escape! I hate being infatuated by someone I barely know. I hate that I imagine love were there isn’t any. This is why I keep getting involved with narcissistic people! It is so incredibly frustrating

The struggle of being kinky is having a mini heart attack thinking you brought a collar to work when it was really just the shoulder strap to your bag 💀

I don’t see you for months at a time, we’ve only hooked up twice, I don’t have your phone number nor do I even have your social media… yet still your constant on my mind. I don’t understand 😶

I mean at this point it’s pretty evident that he’s a Russian opp it’s the same tactics, and Putin has been using bots to brain wash MAGA into agreeing with it all. They are obviously making a stupid decision to target the part of the population who have combat training

I’m a quite person but I wield a boisterous laugh

Anyways, as I’ve been saying, my goal is to be the best version of myself, get hotter, and gatekeep myself ✌🏻

Better believe if I chose to settle, I could be in a relationship right now. The reason I’m not in a relationship is because I refuse to go back to anything that is close to the relationship I once had. I left that relationship for a reason.

My best personal motivation is for personal development + a little bit of spite

Told my friend I do have the tendency to be the guy who immediately passes out after sex and they said in response “you are my favorite fuck boy” 💀

The bleach blonde dye job is giving early mid life crisis

I bet you it’s because you tried to say you got the best years of my life (looks wise obviously) and probably saw my Insta profile scrolling through it and realized I am the hottest I’ve ever been bitch and that booty tickled you. Best you were draining my life force from me

YOU MADE POINT OF IT you message me and then made it known you blocked me you fucker 💀💀 I doubt I would’ve actually saw you get your stupid package. But made a point to msg me about before blocking me again 💀 and change your pfp right as you did it. Messy bitch 💀

In all honesty you blocking me again after three years really just proved to me you’re still hurt about the break up 💀

Friend really said “I bet he thinks he’s Ryan Gosling” and I fucking DIED 💀

Honestly a flex to be blocked by a man 💪 💀 wtf was even that

No revenge because you’re a miserable loser who fucks up every good thing that comes into your life. So you’ll always be miserable 💅🏻

I’ve lost a bunch of weight in my early adulthood before and I’m feeling the same body twitching and slightly itchy skin (from stretch marks forming) again! I can see the small progress in the mirror and the way my clothes aren’t as tight anymore. I love feeling and seeing actual progress

Bitch we just keep leveling up! This Saturn return was a glow up for me ✨I love seeing old pictures and seeing the differences. Confidence and taking my health seriously looks so good on me 💅🏻

Forever laughing when the memory of my indie kid roommates (who had no knowledge of rap and hip hop) said I was listening to a lot of “hardcore” rap lately and it was just fucking Drake 💀💀

Sometimes I am the little engine that could, sometimes I am 10 train cars smashed into the side of a mountain.

I’m mainly going to the gym to be healthy. I won’t be disappointed if that goal isn’t reached, because I’m not gonna do extreme dieting or working out every single day. But a guy can still dream lol

Once I get these arms more toned and muscular it’s over for you hoes

My mantra for the upcoming Venus retrograde is “The love I desire is out there and it will be worth the wait”

There was a guy apart of my friend group in high school who was & still is closeted (my gay friend saw him on dating apps and briefly dated his current partner) & very republican. My bestie & I used to bully tf out of him for watching Fox News. I still laugh about that. He deserved it

Sometimes times are tough I turn my shower into a mini sauna by blasting the heat and point the head to one side. Closest thing to a sweat lodge it works lol

Angst never dies. In this economy? It evolves