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Crone. Profile pic is a sexy cement sea nymph with hands positioned such that her nickname is the Wanking Mermaid.
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If wearing my t from the 1986 tour for Fables of the Reconstruction to the Michael Shannon REM cover of Fables is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

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I will not tell people they have a schmutz on their forehead I will not tell people they have a schmutz on their forehead I will not tell people they have a schmutz on their forehead

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the flip side of that famous Onion headline. It's like a reverse Omelas

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January 67th and they made a group chat for go-live with 19 people 😭

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Please continue to share this picture to raise awareness of the plight of cats trapped in a folk music environment.

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There can be 10 people in a bar on a rainy Saturday in gowanus and there will still be one motherfucker who insists on taking through the music.

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@NatGeo just published an article about mound-building Formica wood ants, featuring a series of spectacular photographs by Ingo Arndt: www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/arti... Here is Ingo’s winning wood ant photo from @NHM_WPY last year:

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Does Moo Deng have an email address? I want to see if she’ll dress up with me for Halloween as The Substance

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I suppose there really isn’t any better way to announce the return at the cathedral than a big, purple banner: “Celebrate the return of the great organ”

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Memphis mentioned

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Because online dating is bonkers, here’s a part of a chat I received: “I looked into a laser. My vitreous got branded. Hence the meltdown and all the porn.” It’s the “hence” that makes it. 🎩

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My favorite game is trying not to leave evidence of internet stalking the dude I’m chatting with. 0/1

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Every few years I revisit this and think I may never read anything as beautiful as it in my whole life: idlewords.com/2007/04/the_...

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JFC dudes are still using sapiosexual in their dating profiles 🙄

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This is wonderful!

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Just what my hangover needs: a flight full of little kids.

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Bartender laughed like a goat at the chorus “Santa is Comin’ tonight”

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when my people-pleasing boss tells me I should leave early there's an epic battle between don't encourage that behavior and don't have to tell me twice (DH2TM2 always wins.)

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#novelty5Xmas ROBERT EARL KEEN - MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE FAMILY This is my alltime fave Xmas song. A superb story song, and excellent representation of my white trash heritage. I'd listen to it in May. youtu.be/P37xPiRz1sg?...

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Oops too cute for work again 👸🏻💅

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The hardest I’ve laughed in a long time was @claireja.bsky.social and I trying to imagine me as a people pleaser.

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I know. Live-streaming my waiting is riveting 🙄

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Next line had an old woman determined to complain and take me down with her. So satisfying to put my earbuds in and turn away. 😇

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Been waiting on line for 2+ hours in the cold listening to murder podcasts. This person who just started playing loud Christmas music is on borrowed time.

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There is a man at this Port Chester pub wearing a USA flag cravat

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When I tell you we have the best, nerdiest staff 😍🤓

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theonion.com/pet-owner-no...

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good morning if you’re just joining us yesterday I learned that I’m a direct descendant of what I have to imagine was the premier supplier of (kinda not really) kosher blood to the midwestern vampire community circa 1875

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It’d been cooler if there’d been like a 5 minute reprieve between a million emails begging for money for candidates and a million emails from every company I’ve ever interacted with telling me about their Black Friday sale.

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See the thing is, your jokes about raping minors aren't funny either.

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Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.

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It's only been 15 days since the election?! How. How is that possible.

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Coworker: You look tired. Me: Apparently, I also look approachable.

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Checked “hammered my finger so hard it burst” off my bucket list of things I never wanted to do so I think the decor portion of my day is complete.

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