courgette.bsky.social
Loudly confused and caught on door handles. Evil genius prone to distraction by tofu. Occasional cyclist. Vampiric tendencies: undateable, unlovable, undead 🧛♀️
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You'll wake up one morning very soon, and feel about 95. I speak from experience. It's rubbish, and I don't much care for it.
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She should (checks notes) get a second job, or work overtime, then she could afford the heating and the school fees. Or follow their classic mantra of "Don't have kids if you can't afford them"
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No arguments here. Let's just hope 2025 doesn't follow the recent trend of having to out-shit the preceding years.
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Meeee! (Tries to run out of the door while putting on socks & shoes)
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I used to have dreams like that. Would also include a panic because I didn't know where my car was parked, even though I hadn't driven to wherever I was.
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Ouch! Smudge regularly tries to end me on the stairs. I have a downstairs bathroom, late night toilet trips are often literal trips...
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Happy birthday, handsome Fergus 😘
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He's gorgeous! I have to wear a sleep mask now, for some reason landing feet-first on my face at 4am is what all the cool kitties do...
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"No, I'm not moving so you can get up to pee"
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"You've been specially selected for additional screening" really isn't the wonderful prize they try to make it out to be.
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OMG, look at that little piggy tongue! 😍😍
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I thought we were using it to post cat pics and the like
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Poor Ruby, having to share a carriage with a man.