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courtneyconquers.bsky.social
🎀 Drag artist ✨knitter, author, live show videographer, tours/events 🔮1/2 of @dragcoven.bsky.social 🌈 she/her ✉️ [email protected] www.dragcoven.com www.tinyurl.com/planet-drag-book
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Have you ever seen a cuter but more concerned looking cat, like Babs what are you worried about

Behold: the sleepiest sisters I’ve ever seen

One string of sunny days and I’m using the three quarter hr breaks I get this week to go into a spring cleaning frenzy like you wouldn’t BELIEVE

so you’re telling me I made sure to figure out how to vote from another country but half these fuckers back home couldn’t get up off their asses and walk to the polls like across their street, cool cool cool Canada’s screwed

Why does RuPaul’s outfit have a little pussy peek tonight

Sorry I’m still not over last night it was perfect

we unexpectedly got to be at the Mayhem Spotify night and the album is SO so cunty and the Q&A was so good and I got to ask Gaga a question and make her laugh and she came over and hugged us after and my gf got to meet her for the first time I’m so grateful 😭 I hadn’t seen her in YEARS

Oops we just jay walked and accidentally cut off an SUV and lady gaga was inside sorry girl

My anxiety is through the ROOF this week man, I feel like my blood is made of bees

Very few things make Pidgey as happy as when her big sister Babs begrudgingly lets her be near her

POV: you just opened your eyes in the morning, so you haven’t fed Lisle breakfast yet

We’re going to but hair dye later and I STILL don’t know what colour I want

Kori’s wit out back on so one bub us all the way in the side of her head and the other is on top is taking me out

Having been to lip sync to wet dreams by Adam Lambert in a gown is CRAAAZZZYYYYY

New source of entertainment: the comments section of morning shed videos

I can’t wait til warmer weather when my social qualities thaw and I feel right being around people again

every day is one day closer to chappell roan dropping a drag king look

Guess who started to feel the pressure of AI ousting humans in one industry so she went into fully triggered financial trauma panic mode and got TWO new jobs just to really put things into overkill but didn’t quit the first one either just in case the worst doesn’t happen but it might! 🤩

Perla on the mic: I’m wearing a look that’s covered in rhinestoned honey, I feel like there’s a Beyoncé song for this occasion Drunk audience member: TEXAS HOLD ‘EM

Dude i am waiting on the results of so many things all at once rn I need some EMAILS

Gaga on Hot Ones saying “that was pretty expensive and a bad decision” will be entering my vocabulary

This is Kylo, he’s the only other cat Dolce has ever let near her (and she only likes him sometimes 💀)

Mrs Kasha Davis teaches a very fuckin cool college course on drag now and she got my book as a text for it and had me in to speak which was a lovely full circle moment bc we’ve known her for years, and at the end she made an interesting point: my book could very well end up on a banned book list 💀

Nothing routinely blows my mind about the passage of time and how that shit really never stops like the speed at which my own nails grow

You may only use the bathroom if you pay the toll

I am so terrified of an impending gaga tour with the way concert sales are structured and priced now, like my days of seeing that shit more than once are NUMBERED (and if she announced tomorrow my bank account would make that number zero)

the traitors in the turret

Weird because it messes with my vision but one thing a migraine week will do is turn me into an absolute reading machine (of books not people)

They are having an important meeting to decide your fate

This migraine was so bad all day that it made me feel I could knock out any second and now I’m finally in bed bc I have to be up at 6 am and it’s keeping me up which means it probably wont go away which will be migraine day 3 precursor headache day 7 😭 maybe just punch me in the face itd hurt less

BayBEE my brain is on FIRE this morning I am begging the weather to decide whether she wants to be sunny or snowy, the bouncing back and forth is making me feel like my eyeballs are going to explode

The way my existence and life and political stance makes my dad’s Trump-fuck ex military colleagues fly into a bothered ass blind rage and spew queerphobic misogynist stuff any time I gently disagree with them is so powerful. Some men are so fragile and sensitive, damn

Look at this 👀 #abracadabra www.instagram.com/reel/DF0Rbrg...

I gotta be honest, I know it’s a time honoured tradition and there are definitely some classics but snatch game makes me feel awkward from my toenails to my hair follicles and it always has idk WHY

Oh Lana tore

Wait so jewels has a robot spine AND webbed toes I’d hate to meet her in a swim meet!