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cowboyglasses.bsky.social
West Baby Jesus, Illinois. Older than you. Younger than you. My brain itches.
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Multiple counties have been under a red flag warning, there's 40+ mph gusts, there's some jackass over the border doing stupid shit

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We need to clone John Larson

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A lobster truck? I thought I saw everything when I saw a boutique fried chicken truck!

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I still want this Frankendeer

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“Wokeness is bad. Wokeness is gone”. Now sleep. youtu.be/jvOZG3JFT-A?...

submitted 9 days ago • 9 comments

Dealing with assheads 😆💀😆

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

@gr8fulls.bsky.social @vintalogie.bsky.social Watch party!

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

This would be great for me and other people who aren't suited for university.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I want fried chicken. I also want to keep chickens.

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In other news I shot the shit with some baby chicks. A little Rhody looked up and said peep peep at me! I didn't buy any chickens. I have the space but no way to keep predators & bird flu away.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

I can't see the planetary parade because it's cloudy and there's a metric shit ton of ladybugs in my room! I shouldn't have evicted the stinkbug. It kept the ladybugs away.

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I love peanut butter and jelly. These PB&J M&Ms are nasty. They taste like knockoff Skittles.

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Today a friend asked me what is now one of my favorite questions: “How many different clowns are inside of you?”

submitted 21 days ago • 11 comments

😆😆💀

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There's a stinkbug on my blanket. I don't mind the smell they give off (unlike nasty ladybugs) but I don't want H. halys buzzing me all night or perfuming my bed!

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

nzsky underrated

submitted 24 days ago • 174 comments

"Her". If AOC was a man, they'd say his name and/or title.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

My hair's starting to look like this. I need a haircut.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

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If I get going early enough I am so going to Dottie's. Food is so-so but the atmosphere is great. A tiny hole in the wall that serves lunch in the morning and it's fun listening in on the old folks

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

I got a wrong number text that said, "I shaved my butthole and now it itches". I replied, "you might have pinworms 🪱" I am so going to the bad place 💀

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Things I couldn't care less about: Men & boys wearing skirts and dresses, men & boys wearing "girly" colors, men & boys wearing makeup. It's 2025, who cares? #its2025whocares

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If Nancy Mace yells tranny tranny tranny one more time she's going to summon MtF Beetlejuice. 💀 💋

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20 years ago I saw a retired prison and forensic dentist at a low income clinic.He could tell what orthodontics I had done in the '70s and '80s just by looking at my teeth. I wonder how many dead people he ID'd and gave them their names back.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Renaissance Redneck

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Can't get to the dentist because the roads are icy and 20 is closed anyway. I have to wait til the 20th. Hopefully my tooth doesn't break off completely. Murica.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Boomers this, millennials that... can we all agree that generational categories are absolute bullshit?

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

WARNING LOTS OF CUSSING BAD SWEARS. This is funny, skip to 4:19 #metalfamily

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Shifting is uplifting!

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Ladybugs, flies and box elder bugs are numerous. The window looks like a still from Amityville Horror. Country living,whee. I joke about bringing mantises in.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Invalid handle? Come on. I changed it back, stuff it!

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

How about cloning JB Pritzker and deploy all but 1 of the JB's to Washington? Clone him, Bernie and AOC.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Why do they even have all that Vaseline??? 💀

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment