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Now-defunct repository of advanced stats and graphics celebrating the human-animal hybrid lifestyle. Saw beauty in the grotesque, and adhered to the Code.
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it appears increasingly clear that my daily indulgence of a social media addiction was the fraying twine that held together a cowboys competitive window

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

@jasoncheathawks.bsky.social Guy who has only read Redwall Feasts Bot, stumbling upon his second verbose description of food: Getting a lot of 'Redwall Feasts Bot' vibes from this…

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

micah parsons, podcaster and tireless advocate for reallocating salary from the quarterback position to micah parsons

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

What is your favorite Fallacy (you have to choose, as there are only 2): False Dilemma or False Dichotomy?

submitted 14 days ago • 8 comments

spare a thought in these difficult times for those of us with terminal cases of darnold derangement syndrome

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

guy on the street just now asked me whether i think more boys want to become cows, or more cows aspire to be boys. i kept my cool and continued on my way

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

sometimes i like to send little notes back in time to my 2015 self with increasingly frantic entries like "march 2025 - seahawks bluesky gets luka'd"

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

some people i respect said that sam darnold had a decent season, and i trust them because i have to believe a man who peaked in college can rally years later, for a brief period of time

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

saw a guy online not treating a Coach with the appropriate deference just because his name was brian "schotty" cornelius schottenheimer. made me sick

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

brian schottenheimer a brin enheimerschott a bottchrin enheimers a botchrin enheritmes a botcherin heritmens a botcher inherits men

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment