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Farewell to a good boy. RIP Bors, 2008ish-2025

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

Every time I’ve been forced against my will to see that stupid fucking photo of JKR & her cigar I’ve said “she looks like a cartoon villain” & I finally figured out which one

submitted 12 hours ago • 39 comments

no one: absolutely no one: God, finding Adam and Eve clothed in leaves:

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Seems like it's everyone's patriotic duty to report men getting hair plugs and erectile dysfunction meds, as those are both gender-affirming care

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

Todd Kalas and Geoff Blum making Phil Maton jokes is so dumb but also never really gets old #Astros

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Backyard chickens are great when you have multiple friends and coworkers who each intermittently have too many eggs and give you some so you haven’t actually had to buy your own in months

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Never not living in a condo again

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Man, another Dubon out #Astros

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Blessings from the Archangel Yordan #Astros

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Poor Mauricio #Astros

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Lolololololol ☠️

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Does Dubon get made fun of by the other #Astros for being retired twice in one inning?

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

We’re back, baby #Astros

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently some very dumb crap happened while I was driving to work tonight #Astros

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

okay this game can fuck off pls

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

the pirates do things all the time that you have just never seen from a major league organization. watch to the end

submitted 8 days ago • 39 comments

The logic of filling in public swimming pools with dirt or cement instead of racially integrating them, applied to the whole country

submitted 9 days ago • 27 comments

What a dumb way to end a game. Ted Cruz should be ashamed of himself

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

submitted 10 days ago • 264 comments

9/11 happened a month after I moved out of my parents’ house. It’s been downhill ever since

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Knit-a-Thon is over. We raised over $500,000 which will be split evenly between Feeding America, World Central Kitchen, Meals on Wheels, and No Kid Hungry. And after knitting for 12 hours, I am POOPED.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

YOU GUYS.

submitted 13 days ago • 322 comments