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cpjones.bsky.social
Art, Astros ⚾️ , North Texas 🦅 , ♠️, ⚓️ EO apostate Occasional pictures of adorable cats and dogs
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Elon has been doing many horrible things and this is relatively small potatoes, but the SpaceX facility that is less than 30 miles from my house just fired off a rocket at 9 pm and that’s just fucking rude

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I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

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This feels like something @themountaingoats.bsky.social might get behind

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I mean this without a shred of irony: The basic principles of democracy demand that Republicans who have bowed to these threats resign immediately. Their seats should be considered empty until new elections can be held

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Sisso-who? Sissoko! #GMG 🦅

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They did give the impression that they believe they have figured out first

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There's a union out there called AFSCME and they're busting their balls for you doing a lot of shit work you take for granted

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here's what a sunrise would look like if the sun were a waffle

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Sweet

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J. M. W. Turner kidnapped by Venusians to paint their planet: confirmed

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This feels so relevant right now.

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Watching South Florida v UAB and it would be better for my team if USF was to win this game but damn if UAB’s not fun to watch

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Ok but how is it that every Dem isn't jumping on plane right now to go get a thousand hours of video interviewing people who are currently dying of the USAID cutoff.

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North Texas MBB has a reputation for “first team to 50 wins” but I think this WBB game against Tulsa might be first team to 40

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I have trained all my life for this moment. I am ready. I have utterly failed to meet the challenge, but that’s ok. I had a good time and that’s all that matters. —Holtzmann

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@cebullion.bsky.social

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Roses are redde Violettes are blue Hieronymus Bosch Lute lobster, cavortinge fork, birdes, fyre, giant shoe

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I bought roses with glitter on them for my wife. She has taken to calling it her “maximalist bouquet.” I have won Valentine’s Day

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Many many harried looking men in the denuded floral department of HEB this afternoon

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Get Kila to Pride night!

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Everybody only remembers that one song but Chumbawumba is the realness. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLkP... #Punk #Music

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