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insane robot girl. uses they/it/she + neopronouns. 18+ blog, nsfw, kink, and gore will appear in likes and reposts.
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from my 2022 essay on how BP escapes culpability: "two months after the Deepwater Horizon blowout, before the well was even capped, the CEO of BP complained to the media that he’d like the coverage to die down because he wanted 'his life back.'" tinyurl.com/5n85bf4m 🌏🧪🌿🦑 #EduSky #writer #AcWri

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my bee ? my babee ?

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There is tiger in your store

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Still Awake

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Fisherman fish

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where are my invertebrate lovers? 🐛🐞🐜🦂 #bugsky #bug #invertebrates #entomology #art

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Yippee!! Next preorder for these guys is up!! Links belowwww --- #transformers #maccadam

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THIS IS A MUST-READ PIECE. Please share, off Bluesky as well as on it. Most people *do not understand* how harmful these short-sighted cuts are going to be - for our economic as well as our physical health. 🧪🛟🩺

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ok

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Starbucks job 6/10

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Jamba Juice job: rate 3/10

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mcdonalds job: rate 2.2/10

submitted 108 days ago • 47 comments

all the neopronouns i didn't put in my bio are listed here for convenience's sake en.pronouns.page/@crabbyjade

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I appreciate that the data leak side is really, really bad but the actual headline here is that he wants to stop $4 billion a day in treasury spending Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

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Till all are One. One day that'll be true 💙💖🤍 #Transformers #TransRightsAreHumanRights #TillAllAreOne

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Bumblebee’s lament 1/3 #Transformers

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Nya :3 first aid commission -- #transformers #maccadam

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Aeromorph porn where the naughty talk is "Ohhhhh baby leak me on the war thunder forums <3 <3 <3"

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Flaps arms to generate lift #oc #aeromorph

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If you want to export your OC Playlists to .CSV (text spreadsheet) documents, use exportify.app For all my fellow #OCsky OC Playlist goofballs out there

submitted 34 days ago • 24 comments

My big project: The Death Generator. It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything. deathgenerator.com

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we got shower crayons

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We are the daughters of the Bogos you could not Bint

submitted 80 days ago • 18 comments

replace with Kerfuses

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"what's the twenty-first letter of the alphabet?" the scholarly solosis:

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Have you ever seen or shared an 'oh no' cartoon? Did you know the creator is a queer Welsh artist? Did you know they're being agressively pursued & harassed w/lawsuits from a US organisation trying to steal their intellectual property? Did you know you can donate to cover the horrific legal costs?

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#reuniclus lets goooooo love this lil slimetime guy #pokemon #pokemonfanart #solosis #duosion #art #pokemonart #artist #artistsofbluesky #artistsofbsky

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The weird girls who don’t quite fit in at catgirl school

submitted 102 days ago • 39 comments

Please understand that as more people join Bluesky, there are more people who do not know that they used to call me The Drift King back in college. Please help spread the word

submitted 105 days ago • 78 comments

i don't care how critically acclaimed the show is, i am not playing league of legends

submitted 107 days ago • 4 comments

Anyone pulling shit like this is getting blocked. Say it with me: We do not misuse the assistive technology and disability aids on the platforms we enjoy because it negatively impacts the people who need them.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning! Happy Tuesday. Be kind, be decent, but don't take a drip of shit from anyone. Rise, shine, and have the day you need. XO

submitted 106 days ago • 236 comments

in the wake of twitter folks migrating here, can y'all just cut it out with "art regression" speak because not only does it make younger artists paranoid as fuck over something completely normal, but the idea of bullying someone over their style looking like something they like is CHILDISH.

submitted 106 days ago • 9 comments

no matter the outcome of this election: organize, build local community, build strength in masses. elections aren't the only time politics happen, it also happens on the streets, in the community and by mutually supporting each other.

submitted 112 days ago • 18 comments

world's most autistic dragon fucker <-

submitted 115 days ago • 17 comments

it's crazy coming across an artist who got a callout cuz,,,they drew porn of trans characters... like, porn of trans/queer/fat people/characters isn't inherently a moral failing or fetishization and trying to force us into a box of purity and thinking we can't feel represented in kink is bigoted.

submitted 115 days ago • 10 comments

A friendly reminder that we all thought the 2016 election would be a no-brainer. If you're registed, please, don't listen to the polls, don't assume - vote.

submitted 114 days ago • 63 comments

I'm just gunna keep reposting this until November 5th 💙

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illustrated all the named shrimp in my tank enjoy

submitted 120 days ago • 277 comments

the little ID scanner at the dispensary sang me happy birthday and this is why stoners are objectively hilarious

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