crabification.bsky.social
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Yes definitely the actress. You have a good eye for that!
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Man I went so fast I fell over a small bicycle instead of doing a triple strike 😞
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Yes it's a very good example of
NOTICE ME SENPAI TRIPPPE TRIKE
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Not only is it real it is true.
I have no idea how to change a log by bulb.
And it probably is because of my gender because I'm assuming it's a menstrual product?
Though I never had my wife ask me to go pick up "the long kind". Although she's probably just being thoughtful.
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You know they said they weren't going to get tired of winning but we left and I think they are actually quite bored now and probably needs a distraction from their their stock portfolios.
I sure do.
And they want someone to bite on their bait here they're going to need waaaaaay better agitprop.
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I don't see any red flags at all in your profile picture.
But I am also so terminally online I can tell contextually between a leftist and reactionary Pepe.
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If you weren't there you probably started on Facebook. Completely different entry points. I don't think my MySpace had my face on it
They think we're using cartoons because we're Nazis but it's because we don't want to get black bagged by them.
But if it's a Roman bust / young anime girl? Caution
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And I think I've been so careful that never shall the two meet.
Although admittedly I did not use a throwaway email on Twitter 15 years ago. And because you know everybody like Jon Stewart and Obama I mean come on. Look at the guy look at him go woo hope and change
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Or just comes from the old internet like from something awful to weird Twitter during and really really feel weird saying silly things or political activism with their own faces.
I have a LinkedIn. I have a Facebook. my face there talks about things I hate. Here I joke about gandalf doing heroin
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Have you heard about this folks these teenagers they want to go to Hollywood and have a comedy show and smoke pot.
Nobody wants to work anymore it's crazy and have I told you about my solar lately is taking 6 months for the shed more like cammunforna.
Honestly, fuck young people, I sure do *winks*
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Yes it also is important to read it in the voice of Alex Jones.
And folks you know we got the best nutraceuticals here men's health is really important with all the women trying to poison you with GMO kale, they're not stopping at the frogs.
This week I'm recommending this bull semen extract.
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Cease your investigations! You triggered keywords the cloud people follow very carefully.
I don't know why the cloud people are particularly interested in this, their minds are very mistyrious.
Im not the artist / not associated, but if you like this art, 'neon grizzly' may hold answers you seek.
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Only too late, with over three people seeing this, do I realize that I automatically assigned negative connotation to mujahideen. There have obviously been socialist mujahideen, such as marxist formations of Afghan and Iranian resistance.
Even if theological, emancipation shouldn't be punchlined.
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Can I just say how tired I am of, I don't want to be that guy, but gen z telling you to get help.
I forgot my grocery list at home 'god dude get a therapist'
I write something that is not entirely utilitarian but instead abstract or absurdist, 'dear lord get help'!
Get help with what Jaiydenn?
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Because the wolf played by the rules 🐺🌕
Also I'm thinking of Anderson Cooper I guess, not wolf blitzer, who actually did counter message against the department of defense at least a couple of times.
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I find the idea of up and coming journalists who play 'fast and loose', but have such a good reputation and readership that the editorial staff has to let them cook being the coolest job ever.
In reality is probably a hard thankless job with no real advancement opportunities. Can never be wolf
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(obviously within seconds I clicked and it is not)
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We invite public comment and have a form available on our website for any alternative ideas to moonsharks.
MoonPrison.org/philosophy_a...
Also this is all made up, it's probably porn, not going to check, and I'll roll the dice.
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Ifunded an environmental impact study on moonsharks to patrol a hypothetical moon prison. The results are not great.
It solves the problem of billionaires escaping the moon prison and arming moon mujahideen.
But, space dolphins are some of the coolest people ever, and evolved without predation
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Now it's important that this moon prison once we finally get it going has incredibly thick walls. Because we have to keep an atmosphere inside obviously, but also because even in extreme isolation they will find reactionary moon people to radicalize and break them out. Moonsharks solves this.
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But think of the 0.003% of the people who have the devastating antisocial delusional biological compellsion to hoard wealth in a scrooge McDuck vault? The only good sin is Extreme greed because it causes existential damage to society. Logic ♟️
They too deserve to exist (in a prison on the moon)
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The real lesson here my friend Mr Kirby or miss Kirby or NB Kirby I would respect you all the same but I've already started dictating this so there's no way to go back.
As long as you rebel against your worst parent, you will probably be okay. Unless you get hit by lightning or fall off a horse.
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I did end up rebelling against my mom though. She sure love those I'll Rush Limbaugh segments about people that died of AIDS. When I was a child in the car.
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Unfortunately my dad was very autistic so all I could really rebel against was his collection of things that were new but looked very old, how he liked to quote laurel and hardy in evet chat. A collection of Bob's big boy figurines from all over (upside). If you like laurel and hardy though, 💯
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Either way happy you could enjoy all the best
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Thanks a lot.
It's been a pretty slow burn here at blue sky but it's been a good week, that was a really fun one.
At the end crab Jr or Christopher Tolkien is either irritated that his dad says 'rad', in his anti-climactic throw away ending, or troubled as the word would not be slang for a century
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Thank you for you holding grace for me. I will try to learn from this and do better.
Most of all, if the zodiac killer is out there, I did not steal your writing credits.
Okay?
Like if he was outside of my window right now. I give the zodiac killer all the credit.
(...)
Hello?
omg it left
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Before this joke it's big I just want to come clean.
I totally plagiarized this entire joke from the man I believe is the zodiac killer. I only changed the setting and era.
We all stand on the shoulders of giants. I have to give credit where it's due.
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Communists have done terrible things, my great-grandfather was a victim in Russia. Communism never works, it always makes people starve, purges, authoritarianism & they have jails. And the rulers get rich!!
So like I was saying Tsaer Nicholas was just absolutely railing on my grandfather's balls.
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Communists have done terrible things, my great-grandfather was a victim in Russia. Communism never works, it always makes people starve, purges, authoritarianism & they have jails. And the rulers get rich!!
So like I was saying Tsaer Nicholas was absolutely railing on my grandfather's balls.
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Ask me once about juneteenth or why the department of defense let dodge changed the URL for every African-American recipient of the medal of honors' biography page to say /dei/ in the URL and this problem is literally still live, shame on you.
Ask me about juneteenth twice? Gulag!!
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God these kids you know they just want more and more. When can we do the mass thermobaric airburst thing and switch to a fully financialized system with no labor?
How much longer does Sam altman need?
Oh God okay fine few more months. I'm going to take my pills. I'll be up late.
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YES LIKE THE ISLAND I'M LOCKING THE DOOR DADDIES TIRED
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Hmm? The story about the time we flooded black neighborhoods in our own country with crack cocaine to arm incredibly violent reactionaries and permanently undermine the fabric of communities in our own country forever?
Haha you idiot. We don't talk about that. Now go to bed or I'll strangle you.
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Once upon a time, we had a little island just like las Vegas!
But then a mean bad man didn't like our fun gambling and freedom, he came and hurt all of the good people, and many came to Miami.
And then we strangled the fuck out of that tiny Island, and we still do 70 years later.
Good night kids.
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You know I unironically wish he had beaten John Fetterman now
It wouldn't have made any difference plus I'd be way less disappointed, and I mean this is funny he's funny and dumb.
Dumb funny guy is better than depressing and disappointing and frankly confusing
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Hate it. Especially shorts.
The title is ALWAYS unrelated, the script is directly quoted from a wiki synopsis, image generation with secured but still doesn't fit, everything is automated. And the channel might make 100 grand a month.
I'm doing the Goku thing again.
Please kind sir:
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I like your account because I can always press thumbs up or whatever and then when I read your posts I never regret pressing thumbs up ahead of time
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Yeah I am completely unable to trauma dump so like my friends don't even know. It's made me incredibly isolated. You sound pretty deep in man. Might be time to leave the countryside if you can I don't know. You have my best wishes and you know I'll be okay you'll be okay we're going to be all right
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This wasn't in response to you asking to chat. I'm happy to do that especially if you need help with the sh stuff you got to stop doing that brother. .
I'm not one to talk I've been hitting some stuff pretty hard, just chemically you know.
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For me it's so raw. I'm 100% focused on staying focused on anything but what's happening.
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I'm not a good chatter I'm not even talking to myself. But if I can help you with the sh stuff yes please DM me anytime
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I don't like to talk about anything but try to find some other way. Got to be some other way you can feel. Seems like you live quite remotely. I don't know the answer is but I bet you do deep down.
You must have someone don't be like we are, fk pride & go to them. This will pass it will pass
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Sorry I deleted the first response I wanted to say more lI I'm also in a similar position and I haven't talked about it
I did all the stuff to not get here and I got here anyway. The last place I ever wanted to be.
You have to avoid the sh stuff brother. Got to try okay. I'm a suppressor too.
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Life might swing back around you know.
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I sort of know what you're going through but I haven't even processed it yet. I don't even want to.
You look like a young guy though, good looking fella. You got time. Hang in there.
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Oh man I feel weird even accidentally posting something Ted Cruz posted I need to shower again.
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I did not see this was a Ted Cruz post + argument. Idk know the parties.
1) Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer
2) My only ideological argument is as follows:
Blowing up Nazi moons is okay. It's always okay.
Let's pretend Vaders' grandkid makes a death star nazi planet, we're still gonna blow it up.