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The arses are now thought to be part of a triptych, apparently. The third arse is lost to time.
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Maybe if you hadn't been eating a massive plate of 'Count Eggcula" it would have been picked up more by the gen z'ers Andy.
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Nob Stewart
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I've tried to play coop horror but always chickened out
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You knew I had to look, didn't you? He sounds like a wanker that should stick to his personality-free crime slop. IMHO.
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So bored of zombies now. Just so fucking tedious.
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It's hard to get the feed for those, they eat mainly micro-seals and you can't get them for love nor money these days because of woke
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A classic pocket shark.
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You can get wee ones but it's not the same then, is it?
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I'd buy you a shark if I could. But I don't know how.
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Been trying to work out who he reminds me of and just realised it's Adam Faith
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I instantly get the feeling that this rap may be poorly researched.
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I mourn the loss of these regularly
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One of my favourite animals in the theropodan clade is the Jizzbollock. Beautiful plumage.
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Real megamind play from Lawrence here. I imagine he'll be about as welcome in Liverpool as a turd wrapped in a copy of The S*n.
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Although to be fair that was very much focused on knockers
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Not to mention Churnwell's Country Concubines on Granada Men and Motors!
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Edward Elizabeth Hitler!
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Was he in The Crystal Method?
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Hiding in plain sight.
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We don't need to come up with new words. There are already plenty to describe him.
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He loves the attention. What a sad little (huge) man.
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Super Dropzone on the SNES was decent fun as well but the noises from the original will always be burned into my brain. The explosion of your guy was super impressive at the time.
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That's a fuckload of beans. PARP TOOT QUACK
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Had a wee binge of his and Genevieve's stuff a couple nights ago after a few refreshments. Just so fucking good.
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People apologising to him is now one of the only ways he can get his cheapies, along with intimidating women.
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I like that Mr Egg's bow tie is also his belt. Not sure that's a look I could pull off. But how will I know if I never try?
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But he'd still manage to be a dick about it
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Sausages.
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Clint Eastwood
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Or a normal speed one but for a weasel.
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PHWOOOOOOAAAAAAAAR
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Amazing music on the C64 as well.
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The appearance of comedy but none of the substance
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Bill Maher is also unfunny and a dick. One of those guys where I have no idea how they got this far. Has he ever been good? I know his atheism 'documentary' was poorly researched and patronising.
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I think he was probably a bit more warm and squishy.
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The more zoomed out the view, the more granular the aim should be or it seems jerky and unsatisfying to control
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The finer the aim, the better imo.
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paradoxically it's really nice though. just more proof that marketing is a load of bollox.
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I've got some Shan chicken masala
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Of course not, streaming didn't exist then. But he did get a right cob on when Monty said he was shit at Frogger.
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Because of woke.
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I think I've got a thrash metal album by Raging Messiah.