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But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned

“There’s a guy named Furphy.”

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

Zohran is up. Keep going.

We feed you. They hunt us.

it’s not fair to judge me by my words alone. or actually my actions either. please judge me based only on my idea of myself that I hold in my own head

Anti-ICE protest in DTLA 6/6/25. For @calmatters.org

LAPD when they think nobody is watching

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

Three months ago today, plain-clothes ICE agents abducted Mahmoud Khalil in his apartment building lobby after they'd followed him home. Free Mahmoud.

ICE crossed a line in LA

they simply cannot be fucking serious

they took a detour to rescue a boat full of migrants yesterday. this right here should be more popular than the goddamn stuck shipping vessel thing, this should be everyone's page-refreshing major event right now

@jessefarrar.com @stefanheck.bsky.social @gooffkings.bsky.social www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjqAqPaY/

Just finished Way of Kings after reading Mistborn and Elantris, and I'm already convinced the Cosmere functions on the TLoZ principal of the "Hero of Time" being manifested in times of great need by whatever greater power exists in their world. TL:DR brandan sandersman ripped off zelda

@demilardner.bsky.social Demi's mum's ongoing bit where she drives her past old pool supply shops and reminisces on the good old days of buying/not buying pool filters is comedy gold

WE ARE SO BACK youtube.com/watch?v=E7Ej...

i recently saw a movie in which some of the characters turned out to be pretty stupid, and it got me thinking. do you think there are any stupid people in real life

i was not familiar with your game ken jennings

If freestyle is to rap what improv is to comedy, then cyphers are basically Whose Bar Is It Anyway

Black blocs keep everyone safe. They make it harder to pick people out of a crowd, both in person at on CCTV afterwards, they keep the fash and cops guessing as to how much of a problem anyone might be for them, they give us confidence and intimidate the fash, and vitally... it looks cool as fuck.

@jessefarrar.com @stefanheck.bsky.social Not sure if it's a blessing or a curse but here you go

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

i really really hate how many people on the left are responding to good advice on dealing with ICE with "so they don't abide by the law anyway" ignore people who tell you not to take basic safety precautions like knowing your rights. those people aren't your friends

For everyone saying this doesn't matter because ICE doesn't follow the law: 1. They want you to think knowing your rights makes no difference when we know for a fact it does. How do we know that? Because Homan himself said people knowing their rights cost then hundreds of arrests in Chicago.

If you are stopped by Trump's ICE goons, or any other kind of cops: I INVOKE MY RIGHTS TO SILENCE AND COUNSEL AND WILL NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS WITHOUT MY ATTORNEY PRESENT. Memorize it. And don't let ICE in without a JUDICIAL warrant. No, administrative warrants don't count.

Committing suicide by walking into a film class and saying "they call it the 400 blows because that's how much it sucks"

i bet if my body were to be cannibalized i would be full of so many grams of protein. i would fuel the daily activities of my consumer with ease

Dreaming of my call being used for training porpoises

when I say they're dismantling the entirety of consumer protection, I genuinely mean they're dismantling the entirety of consumer protection

one of the worst consequences of Elon's purchase of Twitter was that it supercharged a fake OSINT community who ape the appearance of credible OSINT work while actually putting out nonsense. a lot of grifters have made money off Ukraine and Gaza this way and now one of them may have killed people

The United Nations' food stocks for families in Gaza depleted a week ago. Children are being deliberately starved by Israel, and it is all being done openly.