But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned
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Just the other day a man came up to me and said, "SIR: I touched the stove like you suggested. It was wonderful. I feel like such a stable genius.
When should I do it again SIR"
I'm afraid voters are not going to connect a lack of new cancer treatments in ten years with the NIH cuts last month. In a way we're lucky this administration demands to touch every part of the stove at once.
Mmmmm. Do you smell it? Something on the grill? The vegan scolds will tell you that grilled meat is bad, but they are just fools lacking in discernment and taste. Mmmmm happy place, happy place mmmmmm happy place . . . .
Mommy actually wants to keep the stove all to herself. She’s lying when she tells you that touching it will hurt. She’s gonna touch it for an hour after you go to bed.
We can't get burned, folks, because every stove has an incredible oven built in. Can you believe it? An oven. The best legal scholars don't even know why it's called that. No clue. A great, beautiful oven, but you of in the cold food
Mommy and daddy were so wrong. Peeing and pooping your pants is coming back folks, and it’s gonna save America. Having a big, stinky whoopsie, Thats what I call it, no one else calls it that…
Big strong men come up to me with tears in their eyes, “Sir” they say, “Sir! I touched the stove! I touched it A LOT and it didn’t hurt at all!” They try to shake my hand but can only give me a bloody stump but that’s OK. They’re suckers and losers but I dunno, what do we think folks? Are they?
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When should I do it again SIR"
Because other people told us to not touch it the first time.