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Get oranges while you can. (Soon we'll be watching tutorials on ladder safety). This smoothie is ready now → youtube.com/shorts/Loqga...

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Making a fruit smoothie just now I'm realizing it could soon be a luxury item.. youtube.com/shorts/qQdU8...

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Judge orders Trump to return National Guard to California's control www.axios.com/2025/06/13/t...

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The companies hire, they scheme, they shrug. But sure, let’s deport the dishwasher. 🎥 27 seconds of kitchen-table justice: youtube.com/shorts/FlTXU...

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I injected Prime Rib with butter and rolled in Cajun flour. Tonight I'm deep frying it. Nobody stopped me. Tonight: the Director’s Cut. Messier. Butterier. Possibly illegal in 7 states. Here's the trailer: 🍖 youtube.com/shorts/6FNgJ...

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They are creating a domestic Fascist Army—20,000 National Guard troops for immigration roundups. Cost: Over $3 BILLION apnews.com/article/nati...

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Awful: News orgs are credulously amplifying the ugly idea that sending troops into LA is good politics for Trump. This gives his lawless abuses of power the aura of conventional politics, obscuring how extraordinary and dangerous this moment truly is. 1/ (new piece) newrepublic.com/article/1966...

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They’re not rounding up criminals. They’re rounding up dishwashers, gardeners, seamstresses. To make a point. And just as democracy feels farther away than ever… the moon rises. Not close—just watching. New on Trail Mix Live: Distance is relative. But we’re still here. youtube.com/shorts/aGdDO...

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Let's Roll! Anti-Trump protests planned in D.C.-area on day of military parade www.axios.com/local/washin...

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Bald Eagle Makeover dang near gone viral on YouTube, so I did a follow up.. youtube.com/shorts/4Anpo...

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Having a nice walk in DC today youtube.com/shorts/bP0yI...

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Where is DOGE these days?

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They never say, “I'm gonna be a dictator now.” They say, “Don’t worry, this is just for your safety.” youtube.com/shorts/U_43g...

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THE HANDYMAN THREAT. .So apparently this whole thing started because the feds were going after day laborers lined up at Home Depot to get work. A guy with paint brush looking for $20 is now a national security threat? youtube.com/shorts/9g7bk...

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At first it’s just folks you can’t stand. Then it’s folks they can’t stand. Then it’s whoever’s standing. youtube.com/shorts/XhzMz...

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KFC never told you everything. So we stole the Colonel’s spice rack and baked it into mashed potato bread. These loaves don’t fall apart. Unlike me. 🧂 Full starchy meltdown: youtu.be/A7j-6J78N0U #LazyManCooks #FlavorBombs #MashedPotatoBread #KitchenChaos

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Dictator Alert youtube.com/shorts/3ZBCa...

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Dictator Alert: This is the warm up for postponing elections. Trump deploys 2,000 National Guard members after Los Angeles immigration protests abc7.com/post/protest...

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The Colonel’s secret was never chicken. It was this. 🥔🍞 youtu.be/A7j-6J78N0U

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JOSÉ ANDRÉS didn’t cook for us. But he still took LAZY MAN down with smoky salsa and BLUE CORN ENCHILADAS. Even the TUNA CEVICHE had an attitude. DATE NIGHT at OYAMEL hit different. Watch what happened: youtube.com/shorts/PJioB...

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Sign up for my email alerts. Never more than once a week, and locked away in the hotel safe. mailchi.mp/craigcrawfor...

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The only people dumber than Trump are those who voted for him.

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Trump and Musk are fighting again -- for attention. Mud is flying. Headlines are screaming. And my eggs still cost double. youtube.com/shorts/2ytg_...

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Musk says Trump is named in Epstein files thehill.com/policy/techn...

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🎉 Trail Mix turns 20 TODAY. From Blogger to bandwidth rations, we’ve survived it all. Join us in the comments as we share favorite memories, grudges, recipes, and unfiltered wisdom: 🔗 trailmix.cc/home/2025/06... No ads. No trolls. Just two decades of people who still know how to internet.

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Too lazy to boil shrimp? Me too. This shrimp cooks in lime juice and pure denial. 🦐 No Stove. No Shame. youtube.com/shorts/obHr2...

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The Colonel’s cabinet… fully assembled. 12 herbs, zero secrets. (OK, 11 herbs and a corporate cover-up.) 🍗 Video drops tomorrow. Who’s ready for potato bread with a criminal record?

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This needy bitch

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Classic Dictator move.. New Federal Employees Must Now Write Essays Praising Trump's Policies www.newsweek.com/trump-admini...

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🚨 Today on Trail Mix: Is MAGA splitting up? Even Elon’s off the reservation. Watch the chaos → youtube.com/shorts/Clh1n... Join the chat → trailmix.cc

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Elon officially off the reservation. A fury of posts like this from him on X

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I tried frying honey mustard. The stove fought back. Baking soda and vinegar staged a coup. New Short if you dare: youtube.com/shorts/O3Qf3...

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I green-screened myself reacting to myself making Ice Cream Bread. Wore a Willie Nelson headband. Now I’m planning potato bread using 11 herbs from a dead woman’s will. Also Julia Child yelled at me. This is my Roman Empire. 📽️ Green screen chaos: youtube.com/shorts/bclLc...

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We used to call it coping. Now it’s “self-preservation” — and it comes with throw pillows. Today On Trail Mix: 🛋️ Coping or Copping Out? Watch the bite-sized panic here: youtube.com/shorts/oLhIx...

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I tried Julia Child’s scallops recipe. Then I panicked, poked them, and poured lime juice from a plastic bottle. (Yes, in France.) 🧄 New short is live: youtube.com/shorts/sPBGp... The cheese comes later. And it doesn’t ask permission.

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I met Colonel Sanders in 1967. The chicken was crispy. The man was charming. And the 11 secret herbs and spices? Yeah, he wrote them on the back of his wife’s will. Because romance is paprika and chaos. youtube.com/shorts/XxHDC...

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What happens when a retired pundit builds a clubhouse instead of a soapbox? Trail Mix Live. Come throw snacks at the news: ▶️ youtube.com/shorts/rKMrb...

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Julia Child broke the seafood code and added cheese. I followed her. Mistakes were made. 🧀🦐🔥 Watch the meltdown: youtu.be/5itQrZUikf4 Bonus: The comment section is now a dairy-based war zone.

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It's Holy Trumpity Day on Trailmix.. youtube.com/shorts/uXEK3...

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🚨BREAKING: Pardons are back in style. But not the turkey kind. Trump’s soft spot for fraud is showing again—and we’re talking all about it on Today on Trail Mix. 📺 Watch the chaos: youtube.com/shorts/n5eTh... 💬 Then bring your hot takes to the campfire: trailmix.cc/home/

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Five minutes ago: pulled this out of the oven. Lazy Lightning Scallops. Cheese. On seafood. Total time? 37 minutes. Prep to plate. I beat Julia to the oven. Full video drops tomorrow. Bring your strongest opinions and softest cheese.

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Is the corruption getting normalized? Our discussion topic today on Trail Mix. youtu.be/IOlggFPheSw

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Cheese on seafood? Julia Child said yes. Some chefs say it's a crime. I say the oven's on. Video drops Thursday. Scallops. Gruyère. A bubbling French scandal. Reply with your take: A) Yes please B) No way C) Only if Julia said so D) Mac & cheese vibes

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