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borderline sufferable. as sensible as the seas.
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These news notifications look like a “bad timeline” parody in a time-travel movie.

this wee furiosa bird was just hanging out on the ground by a tree. didn't seem to be in any distress

It's 30° in London and I hate this heat and I hate everyone who likes it. But dear God the amount of washing I'm getting out. Four loads already, lads. Washed and dried. The last one *bone dry* after 20mins on the line. My ancestors crying joyful tears in heaven. This must be what heroin feels like.

David Lynch, Val Kilmer, Brian Wilson- god is calling home his quirked up white boys

aw man

getting into a fight with a British friend over which sibling "Scone Cusack" is meant to be parodying

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."

Just flipped on the tennis and the line judge is serving

"In 1642 in the town of Lemgo, Germany, local pharmacist David Welman was accused of witchcraft and being a werewolf. Anonymous hate mail was sent to him, one of which included this sketch."