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craigforth.bsky.social
borderline sufferable. as sensible as the seas.
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(forgetting the word for horseradish) do you have any crying sauce

submitted 17 hours ago • 34 comments

too few songs offer you the opportunity to ponder perpetual motion

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

For the absolute last time: I *never* said I thought E.T. dressed in the wig and the dress was sexy, I said *I could see why people would think that*

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

These news notifications look like a “bad timeline” parody in a time-travel movie.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

this wee furiosa bird was just hanging out on the ground by a tree. didn't seem to be in any distress

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 30 comments

It's 30° in London and I hate this heat and I hate everyone who likes it. But dear God the amount of washing I'm getting out. Four loads already, lads. Washed and dried. The last one *bone dry* after 20mins on the line. My ancestors crying joyful tears in heaven. This must be what heroin feels like.

submitted 3 days ago • 28 comments

David Lynch, Val Kilmer, Brian Wilson- god is calling home his quirked up white boys

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

aw man

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

getting into a fight with a British friend over which sibling "Scone Cusack" is meant to be parodying

submitted 6 days ago • 16 comments

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

submitted 7 days ago • 897 comments

"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."

submitted 7 days ago • 243 comments