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craigpaulsen.bsky.social
Storyteller. Screenwriter. Univ. of Iowa grad.
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My bad. I love the Knicks. It's frustrating they never win the big games.
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That's probably why they lost today and got blown out by the Cavs, right?
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Knicks never win the big game. Also-ran.
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Crazy that you have to call out sportsmanship like it's the most unnatural thing ever. Thanks to you, ESPN and the internet for creating toxicity everywhere in sports. You are part of the problem.
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You are really funny.
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Hillbilly Beach is a shithole and this guy is a hero. FUCK MAGA. Disrupt 24/7.
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I lost all respect for Pitino years and years ago. Fuck that guy.
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So sorry.
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Yes, no one.
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I was being sarcastic. ✌️
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How do turds breed? Help me understand.
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NO. Happy Valentines Day! ✌️
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Sound advice. Thank you.
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How do you suggest moving forward with Trump? What is the best form of rebellion or is it doomsday for at least the next four years? It's emotionally devastating minute by minute.
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We are sick as a society.
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He’s never been okay.
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You WERE AMAZING on The Daily Show. Thank you.
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Hope I never have to experience a jolt like that ever again. So surreal.
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Did that exact thing after the Northridge Earthquake in '94. Had zero headaches. It's all there.
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Thank you. It's all very sad. I just gave up the fight this time around. I need to live a happy life.
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Beautiful dog. 🙂
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My Max is a German Shepherd. 9+. He's slowing down physically (Yeah, me too) but his mind is still sharp. It's gonna break me when he goes. Max was my Covid work-at-home office manager aka a friend I could hug every day. It's hard to forget a year at home (2020+). The bond is tight.
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Yay!
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Sigh. Nailed it. We're so fucked.
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So far, so GOOD. Wtf.
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And this.
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Have you seen Anora out there yet?
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True statement. Congrats!
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Thanks, John. Have you seen 'Anora' out there yet?
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Thiel is a vein-poppin' borg. Just tell the truth, ya dumb fuck.
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Cast Christopher Abbott.
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Totally agree. Time's 'Person of the Year'? What the fuckity-fuck-fuck? Dude is the same dipshit he was in the 80s. Fuck Trump. We are truly living in the upside-down. And I still have no fucking idea how we got here.