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Happy Twin Peaks Day, my friends ☕️

right now is probably the perfect time for foreign intelligence agencies to get a ton of valuable information about our federal government just by sending an email asking for it

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If they wanted to take over the country, they only had to wait like three weeks until every technocratic nerd was unreachably distracted. They fundamentally do not understand us, and that is why they will lose.

gm fellow Klein blue appreciators youtu.be/0cuZ8g8Sw7g?...

so this guy is right only like 30% of the time on a two-option question. here's an idea, why not just flip it? if he sees his shadow it means no more winter - boom, I just bumped your hit rate up to 70% dude

It’s good to make TikToks about the FTC because it reminds you that a whole lot of people have no idea how the fuck anything works.

I’m not a massive fan of liars in general, but I have to admit a grudging fascination when you encounter one in the real world who does so habitually, pointlessly and clumsily enough to punch themselves in the face constantly. The kind of character you couldn’t get away with in fiction.

Making animated movies into live action: tiresome, unnecessary, lame Re-making every classic film into a muppet movie with a single human actor: sophisticated, erudite, revolutionary

I'm gonna just keep posting old art instead of making anything new

when you have anti-DEI proponents openly going after black military officers for recruiting from HBCUs and suing schools for their black and Hispanic enrollment *even after the schools ended any racial preferences* then the only honest label for these people is "segregationist"

📢BREAKING NEWS📢 : Aliens, spirits, and....stolen balls⁉️😱 #dandadan

Two different games called Outer Worlds and Outer Wilds released in the same year messed me up so much and I still have not recovered.

The best thing about the new Superman trailer is how much Lois and Supes make out

POV: pair programming with a senior SWE

It’s gonna be so goood

… and the countdown begins. The #Superman teaser trailer launches TOMORROW! youtu.be/uhUht6vAsMY

Consider it is all I'm saying

*pounding on desk* BEAKED. UP. QUEEN. BEAKED. UP. QUEEN.

ciri from the witcher 4 👁️👄👁️

the year is 2034. there are thousands of specialty accounts on twitter. stair guy. smell doctor. cutlery gal. sports them. liquor baby. chef raccoon. finally, men can no longer post any photo without being criticized.

Look up. #Superman is only in theaters July 11.

Henceforth he will be Brother Andrew

Robert Eggers has thanked Spongebob for introducing younger audiences to Nosferatu for the first time. (Source: @THR)

Game devs, post your first shipped game and your latest shipped game.

I honestly feel if "the immigrants" all left from the Western countries that hate them so much, the entire Western world would collapse within a month. Case in point: Germany is panicking Syrians might want to go home because they're the largest group of foreign healthcare workers in the country.

If you liked Arcane, you should play Dishonored 1 & 2

Et tu the Root www.theroot.com/luigi-mangio...

A warning for those interested in the Wallace And Gromit UHD Blu-ray - "A Matter Of Loaf And Death" has been badly upscaled to 4K resolution using AI, destroying tons of detail - and charm - in the process. Avoid at all costs. Left: 2009 Blu-ray Right: 2024 UHD Blu-ray

Happy 45th birthday to London Calling. Released by The Clash on this day in 1979 ▶️ open.spotify.com/album/6FCzva...

‘CLAYFACE’ will release on September 11, 2026 in theaters. Written by Mike Flanagan and produced by Matt Reeves.

‘DYNAMIC DUO’ will release on June 30, 2028 in theaters. The animated film follows a coming-of-age story for Dick Grayson and Jason Todd.