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Healthcare worker. Lover/creator of music 🎸Blue Jays fan ⚾️ Single malt scotch fan 🥃 Gamer 🎮 I use words like “trousers” and “underpants” unironically. 🇨🇦
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Oh myyy

submitted 20 hours ago • 3538 comments

OK this ad is actually very good lmaoooo www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFJ4...

submitted 1 day ago • 34 comments

This monologue becomes infinitely funnier if you read it in the voice of Elle Woods on her first day at Harvard Law

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

How Harvey's is Canadian: Ingredients: Harvey's uses 100% Canadian beef, dairy, and potatoes. Support: Harvey's supports Canadian beef farming families. History: Harvey's is one of Canada's longest-standing Canadian-owned restaurants. Values: Harvey's is committed to serving Canadians.

submitted 5 days ago • 49 comments

This guy discovered shitting

submitted 7 days ago • 24 comments

shout out to whoever invented music, that shit slaps

submitted 11 days ago • 124 comments

Nazi punks fuck off for sure but I'd love for nazis who like other types of music and ones who don't like music at all to also fuck off

submitted 16 days ago • 97 comments

Lots of snow in Montreal Right now

submitted 20 days ago • 9 comments

You cannot determine whether you saved or cost money based solely on one side of the ledger. Example: I saved my household $2K by not paying the mortgage.

submitted 20 days ago • 1530 comments

This is the sloppiest, most tongue-filled kiss of the ring possible.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

"hey, do you have that new slogan I commissioned" "yeah boss, real confusing and weirdly demoralizing, just like you asked"

submitted 29 days ago • 108 comments

submitted 32 days ago • 67 comments

LCBO employees being told to put all the American booze back out that they just finished putting away.

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

There’s a lot of Tragically Hip on my playlist this morning

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 34 days ago • 34 comments

PSA - If you’re craving fast food, remember that Harvey’s is not only delicious, but also Canadian-owned and operated (founded in Richmond Hill).

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Dear grocery stores, this is the way.

submitted 35 days ago • 64 comments

Hey remember when George Lucas was like “hurr durr Trade Wars” and we were like that’s so silly and he was like no wait that’s how Emperor Palpatine comes to power and we were like you are obviously dumb Jorge.

submitted 35 days ago • 63 comments

The U.S. anthem at Canadian rinks should be played by a 10-year old on a recorder until the tariffs are lifted.

submitted 35 days ago • 404 comments