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"Some people don't eat bacon anymore. And we are going to get the energy prices down. When we get energy down - you know, this was caused by their horrible energy — wind, they want wind all over the place. But when it doesn't blow, we have a little problem.” #trumpsnuts

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"Putin speaks to me. He doesn't speak to anybody else ... he's not a happy person about it. I can tell you that he basically doesn't even speak to the people that threw him out, and I agree with him," Trump said

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Sgt. Gerard Falls, an 82nd Airborne veteran “The United States military exists to selflessly defend the Constitution of the United States of America, not to assist the preservation of one selfish man’s ego who would turn us against each other for his own personal preservation and enrichment,”

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I'm aware this is stating the obvious but...“If you reach a point where you have to kill the people opposing you, just know you've failed as a leader. True leadership inspires change, not fear. If you must kill to silence dissent, you've already lost the moral ground.”

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"The time has come," the Walrus said, "To talk of many things: Of shoes—and ships—and sealing-wax— Of cabbages—and kings— And why the sea is boiling hot— And whether pigs have wings."

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'Comrades in Harms"...the bleachers are back in town.

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'If you think the problem is bad, wait til you see my solution.'

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To announce there must be no criticism of the president or that we are to stand with the president, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.

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“The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.”

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“Elon and I had a great relationship,” Trump told reporters. “I don’t know if we will anymore.” He later said he was “very disappointed in Elon” and that “I’ve helped Elon a lot.”

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Blinky the pudgy elf patted his belly. "A balanced diet, my friends!" he declared, raising his Diet Coke like a toast. "McDonald's for breakfast, KFC for lunch, pizza for dinner. And Diet Coke—keeps it all healthy!" He grinned, munching a drumstick. The other elves just stared, horrified

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"That's a nasty question."

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"Happy Cinco de Mayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill," Trump wrote on social media adding, "I love Hispanics!" 05/05/2016

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Ted stumbled through the foggy streets, his chicken suit torn. “THE TACOS ARE ALIVE!” he wailed. From the shadows, tortillas slithered, salsa oozing like blood. They latched onto victims, muffling screams. Ted collapsed, feeling cilantro tendrils curl around his throat. The tacos had won.

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Jake bragged about owning a Cybertruck, designing a Gigafactory, and riding the Hyperloop to work. He claimed his innovation had mapped the vector to Mars. But his lies unraveled—his "extraordinary" career was fiction. In the end, persistence couldn't save his stories from crashing down.

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‘IT'S CALLED NEGOTIATION’

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"I can't think without my glasses."

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“First they say, ‘Sir, how do you do it? How do you wake up in the morning and put on your pants? “And I say, ‘Well, I don’t think about it too much.’ I don’t want to think about it because if I think about it too much maybe I won’t want to do it, but....”

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“No, it’s genius what I’m doing up here, but nobody understands”

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"Let us carry through the great Generalissimos' instructions on grass for meat!'"

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