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Murphy's Law is supposed to be a cautionary tale, NOT A DAMN CHECKLIST

My life at work. Everything started, nothing done.

Men: we need to constantly be explaining this to other men.

Looking for movie suggestions that aren't remakes. Watching Avatar for the 20th time, and realise that it's just Dances With Wolves. I'm honestly surprised it took me this long. Are there any original ideas out there?

They finally caught on.

This

First present under the tree

Good morning!☕️✌️

Forever picking the wrong checkout lane. Patience is a virtue, but I got groceries in the car

Thoughts?

If anyone needs me for a 3rd on Pop Culture Jeopardy, I'm available. Just sayin'

The Puritans in Massachusetts were the first Americans to ban Christmas, making Christians the starters of "War on Christmas." Glory!

This burn is epic. 🔥