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crash.bsky.social
PNW - EDM - Zero tolerance for fascism.
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I still cannot get over the fact that in the year 2025 the US President had his doctor release a report that said he's 6'4" and 240 pounds, yet he's shorter than the Dutch Queen in heels and people just buy it? DK Metcalf is listed at 6'4" - 235 Donald Trump is listed at 6'4" - 240 Hell of a 5 lbs

Can someone please put the tarot cards they’ve been pulling for me back or ask whoever they paid on Etsy to curse me for an Uno reverse?

Just want to say how grateful I am for the automated birthday email from the medical clinic I haven’t been to in 11 years that had my first name spelled wrong and my last name shown as {lastName} Truly goes to show that some for profit healthcare companies out there still really care 🥰

Haven’t celebrated my birthday in years, planned a dinner with friends because this was a milestone one. Did it a day early because one is leaving the country tomorrow Work books me a 2 hour 10pm call outside my availability window and when I object they tell me “always next year” Over capitalism

Saw someone inside Beyond Wonderland PNW with a full half gallon of Tito's while the same day a girl in line was asked to throw away her clear backpack with three empty water bottles to fill inside the Gorge because the handle on top made it half an inch too large and the supervisor measured

I keep seeing so-and-so just "dropped the hammer" on the Trump administration When a hammer hits a surface there is a consequence, the result of the hammering The left hasn't dropped any hammers, there has been no consequences, just dropping feathers and saying "haha GOT HIM" while nothing happens

"I have to drop for another call, apologies" is the most polite way I can possibly say whatever would be going through Dennis Reynolds mind during a meeting

By having this on my phone does that mean I'm no longer allowed inside the US? Does this apply to citizens also? Would be dope because every peer nation has Universal Healthcare and far less gun violence.

Go away for one fun weekend at a festival and the US be bombing. I guess you could say that about almost any weekend since like, the Korean War, but this one feels a lil different because they be bombing back and Israel’s alt right incel fascism caused it

I have an uncut sheet of Magic: The Gathering Homelands (white back) that I won in a tournament literal decades ago and I'm tired of moving it/want to get rid of it, but have no idea how to properly value it or sell it. I don't have a FB so I can't get in the rarities group :( #mtg

Rave week. Yo Tape B, drop that shit.

As a Windows user since 3.1, and someone who bought his first Xbox to play Halo CE (and has since) this seems like a good enough time to exit. Windows has only gotten worse, at exponential pacing the last few years Xbox with forced OneDrive/AI sounds truly awful Please god save us SteamOS

I think @bennjordan.bsky.social is making some of the best content on YouTube today. As a musician, he has a heavy focus in audio based stuff, but across the board he's putting out wonderful, well researched, engaging content His latest video is also fantastic: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e9w...

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles. All war is class war. #NoKings

Seeing a ton of really terrible advice for the #NoKings protests. Yes, keep it peaceful, but if someone starts beating you for expressing your 1st Amendment right the only thing “just sit down” is going to get you is more beatings

If given the choice between being drafted and deployed to fight on behalf of Israel so they can keep bombing Iran and committing genocide in Gaza, or being deployed to LA to fight my fellow Americans, my choice would be simply sink the boat with me on it

Just checking but I’m supposed to be sad for Israel getting attacked by Iran because that is shitty for the residents of the country, but I’m not supposed to remember or mention Israel bombed them with preemptive strikes yesterday, right? Like supposed to go “woe is Israel how did this happen”?

How does this administration expect our already stretched thin military ranks to fight a two front war against the Iranians in Israel and the American citizens in Los Angeles?

At some point, if you’re truly trying to stand up to (and stop) a fascist takeover, you have to realize the only language the caveman understands is fire You cannot reason in a good faith Lincoln-Douglass style debate with someone who has no language skills to begin with

Crazy how Pete Hegseth just said he and Stephen Miller have to watch you enter another man in person (no remote work) to get out of the draft of US troops for the unprompted invasion of Iran Pete said, quote, "nothing woke about watching two men prove they love each other in the Pentagon basement"

My biggest gripe with tech/software today is that we've lost the ability to say "No" to stuff YouTube Playables? Not Interested (for now) YouTube Shorts? Tough shit Enable Notifications? Not right now Allow contacts? Maybe later Copilot/Gemini/AI? No option I just want to say "No" again

Massive tragedy but I can't help but think of the @alyankovic.bsky.social song "Albuquerque" in regards to the single survivor of the plane crash in India Whenever I get on a plane I make sure I have my tray table up, and the seatback in the full upright position (still sing it during takeoff)

Israel: "Anti Zionism is the same thing as antisemitism! You're making it so Israel is in danger from all these aggressors! This is YOUR fault!" Also Israel: "Haha I just bombed Iran oopsie."

If you’re going to a No Kings rally on Saturday I impart two pieces of advice: 1. Under no circumstances sign up for it online, especially with your real information or Facebook 2. Remember the proper mix if things get heated is 2/3rds…water and 1/3rd…oily water

Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers theonion.com/marines...

Can we go back to the days where Facebook just sold this info to predatory pyramid schemes and for Mark Zuckerberg to jack it to? Simpler times for sure.

All the states that got denied disaster aid watching Trump send the Marines to LA

Can’t believe we’ve come to this but if you’re in LA and you own or rent you have no obligation to quarter National Guard OR active duty troops in your home because of the 3rd Amendment. Feel free to refuse.

JUST IN: A defense official told NPR the Marines were expected to operate in a "support role."

congratulations assholes, you’ve bullied Gavin into getting off his right wing podcast circuit and back to pretending to care about his constituents again that’s a hell of a fuckup on your part

Reminder that you’re supposed to bounce less than lethals to keep them less than lethal. From Paw Patrol to LAPD, ACAB