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In the Comic Timing dep't, feline division... (via @cosmonautroger on Tumblr)

“I came to New York to see what I could see. That's from a children's book, isn't it?” -Edie Sedgwick #BOTD Edie and Andy Warhol

interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume me: can you explain how there seems to be no end and no beginning to the universe

Did Liz lemon tweet this

Gavin Newsom, a schmuck who has spent every waking moment the last 10 years of his life thinking about political optics, getting dogwalked by a guy half the country didn't even know existed like 5 days ago

polycule where two people have a rivalry, not because they want the other partner to their own, but because they admire each other and they both want to push each other to be their best selves

Marian in the 1912 ROBIN HOOD remains aggressively undamseled throughout the film, standing up to the villains and actively participating in the rescue of Robin. Silent movies knew what was what.

so, I just discovered photo mode. I'm going to have so much fun with this lmfao

Catch all the food that misses your mouth with a shirt from The Onion Store. store.theonion.com/c...

DONK DONK

what’s better than this, just guys bein dudes

They put woke in my favorite animu this season

it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.

I am a Eupha enthusiast

Hoes don't get cold, but bitches have auto-immune disorderd

Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.

Right Now, most of the American can relate to this message from the 90's.

some days you're the 2-legged walker and some days you're the simple 2-legged walker

I understand that Kilmar Abrego Garcia may have abused his wife but I still don’t believe, given the values enshrined in the constitution and the principles of the rule of law, that he should become Secretary of Defense

african and indian schizos having nicer voices in their heads than americans is one of things that feels revolutionary but actually makes complete sense

the REO in REO Speedwagon stands for Really Enjoying Ourselves! those guys sure knew how to have a good time

oh hell yeah! the security company lost its business license and the men are being charged with battery, false imprisonment, and other violations

It is appalling how Very Serious Thinkers continue to say that maybe it's completely fine to be grabbed off the street and disappeared by the government if you were born in the wrong place or said the wrong thing or are suspected of having the wrong genitals because after all it polls well

Musician (Sonic Youth) and artist Kim Gordon, She is the darkness, 2010 (featuring lyrics by Stevie Nicks) #womensart

Happy beavday Filbert! 14 boops for 14 years with the Senior Branch Manager 🦫

DO NOT ALLOW your country to do anything you wouldn't want your children to read about in their history textbook.

As a lawyer, I can tell you why Abrego Garcia must remain in El Salvador. If he were free, he could sue me for defamation and win. by Pam Bondi

The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 20,1955

I am not ‘doing a bit’ I am being strummed like a lyre by the universe

the autistic curse of seeing the iceberg coming, being called hyperbolic and having everyone get mad at you when you point it out, and then watching them be shocked! when we crash into it. who could possibly have seen this coming?! no one predicted it except those people we don’t take seriously

The story of the Sea of Reeds teaches us how to move through fear: Face it. Stand still. See clearly. Get quiet. Then move forward. We can take action together. Read and subscribe at:

Now I have to rethink the administration's assertions about other people it has targeted!!!!! storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

9 signs you might be autistic #AutismAwarenessMonth