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Only inaccurate six days a week. store.theonion.com/p...

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The problem is it IS our circus, whether the monkeys belong to us or not.

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Coming around to the view that a certain kind of narcissist simply needs Musk to be a genius rather than a fraud, because they want to believe there’s a hereditary Brahmin class of accomplished, beautiful minds—and that they’re a part of that class.

submitted 4 days ago • 677 comments

Of all the gooses, she was the silliest

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

sometimes you need to wear that old concert t-shirt to remind yourself of a time when you made out with a sexy stranger while thumping music coursed through your veins instead of focusing on how you have to buy more stool softeners

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Right-wing censors are now "quiet banning" books that they can't removed legally. Librarians in Chicago have been finding books dealing with race, LGBTQ+ issues or Islam hidden under shelves, in trash cans or otherwise "disappeared." www.chicagotribune.com/2025/02/22/l...

submitted 4 days ago • 323 comments

I don't think people realise how hard Why Everything Stopped Working (2026, penguin random house, I'm writing a book) is going to go. It will make some people very upset, but it's necessary to tell you who made everything stop working and why. My editor is as radicalised as I am. She's incredible.

submitted 3 days ago • 45 comments

Yesterday just as I got some tanghulu with my friend, it started to snow. As we were eating it, the snowflakes stuck to the tanghulu. It reminded me of childhood, when tanghulu was only sold during winter. In those moments I feel like nothing has changed, even though everything is different.

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

drifting up from downstairs, the dulcet sounds of my son singing, "Where do we go? Where do we go now?"

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AT BEYONCÉ CONCERT HER: 🎶Who run the world? ME: [from front row, through a megaphone] BIG PHARMA

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Doing this while your child's mother is frantically trying to get in touch with you

submitted 4 days ago • 1042 comments

Ultra clean water of New Zealand.

submitted 3 days ago • 256 comments

This is literally describing a child’s behavior. But if he wants to fly in a compromised plane, who are we to object ?

submitted 7 days ago • 51 comments

taking black kids away from their parents and putting them on farms seems really familiar to me! what could it be?

submitted 9 days ago • 2091 comments

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

submitted 9 days ago • 606 comments

I’m out here hunting mushrooms you’ve never heard of with babies strapped on my back with names you can’t even pronounce

submitted 31 days ago • 165 comments

@juliusgoat.bsky.social

submitted 9 days ago • 723 comments

I want to be part of the list too

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That’s more like it.

submitted 10 days ago • 1167 comments

There isn’t a way to interpret the Trump administration’s decision to outright dismiss these EEOC gender identity cases other than “the Trump administration wants more stuff like this to happen more often” apnews.com/article/eeoc...

submitted 10 days ago • 11 comments

Two things are true: This type of weak sauce learned helplessness from Democrats is pathetic. Yet it’s true that the broad mobilization of civil society we desperately need in order to stop this authoritarian assault will create dangerous, volatile situations. That’s just where we are.

submitted 10 days ago • 51 comments

from “Parable of the Talents” by Octavia Butler

submitted 10 days ago • 386 comments

seems like it is a big deal that the unifying ideology of the doge team is neo nazism

submitted 10 days ago • 495 comments

Amazing day out here and across the country! We have over 70 people at this store in Pasadena. Won't post shots of the crowd, up to others if they want to. This is just the beginning! #TeslaTakedown Teslatakedown.com

submitted 11 days ago • 707 comments

If the government is going to buy $400M worth of cybertrucks they’d better also buy a bunch of Chevy & Ford trucks to pull those cybertrucks out of mud puddles. Kids are going to bed hungry and we’re wasting money on the least capable vehicle ever made.

submitted 10 days ago • 14 comments

the jacket from drive except instead of a scorpion on the back it is the word "Drive"

submitted 11 days ago • 47 comments

Dismantling the death penalty is a responsibility that belongs to all of us. Inspiring to see how a group of nuns are trying to save women on death row in Texas: www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

submitted 12 days ago • 419 comments

So you can just say you work at DOGE and pillage anything from our documents you want. The law truly doesn't exist anymore! Cool!

submitted 12 days ago • 1269 comments

Make your calls. Go to your town halls. Ask your state and local officials what they are doing under state and local law. Rest. Hydrate. Make soup for the hungry. Don’t let people tell you that you’re doing it wrong. Not a sprint. Not a marathon. A relay. Find your team. Thank you.

submitted 11 days ago • 505 comments

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

submitted 12 days ago • 1911 comments

This one was censored in the US so not sure how many of you caught this before, but little X knows about the election rigging. Which is why Musk has effectively kidnapped him and doesn't allow him to be with his mother or other family.

submitted 14 days ago • 851 comments

Americans: We're literally being exterminated Chuck Schumer: Turn that frown upside down! Here's a recipe for Hot Dinner, and if it's too spicy, use less salt!

submitted 13 days ago • 186 comments

We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot

submitted 13 days ago • 61 comments

A lifetime of rewatching 80s underdog movies lead me to expect more comeuppance for rich people

submitted 13 days ago • 143 comments

Best thing about my husband is when he goes to the candy shop the week of Valentine's Day to buy me a box of chocolate, he also buys a small bag of chocolate to give to me when he gets home, because he knows I like a Valentine's gift but I also like Immediate Chocolate

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