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creekpete.bsky.social
Canadian with a PhD in sarcasm and smartassery. MAGA/MCGA are not welcome.
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The world is going to dump the USD as reserve currency and bankrupt the USA. FAFO

Elon is a limp dick drug addict that jerks off in a cup and sends it to a gold digger that incubates his demon spawn. He’s got more gender affirming care than most trans people. Trump is a pant shitting senile rapist that wears more makeup than drag queens. Where’s the Epstein files, Donny?

Choke on your shit filled diaper, pedophile.

Trump should really hope there isn’t actually a Hell. Because he’s 100% going there.

Trump and Vance would NEVER, EVER, talk to Putin like that. And everyone knows it.

I will celebrate when the senile rapist leaves this world.

NDP elect conservatives.

What an absolute joke.

I was always indifferent to the monarchy’s presence in Canada as it’s mostly symbolic anyway, but if King Charles is going to suck on Trump’s dick, then I’m all for removing them officially.

We need these tech bro douche bags to feel unsafe in public.

”Fuck off“ NDP MP Charlie Angus had some choice words for convoy livestreamer Chris Dacey after Dacey and his gang of far-right activists followed Angus around at a pro-Ukraine protest outside the Russian Embassy in Ottawa this afternoon

Hey Wayne, this doesn’t help, asshole.

Trump helping rapists is totally on brand. Sorry, America, but your country is being run by sick sexual deviants. buff.ly/3DjrUUf

I swear to god he’s the dumbest motherfucker on the planet.

New episode of the Loonie Legislature Podcast is out. Me and my friend @jb.polaris.tube talk about Thursday’s Ontario provincial election and more. Follow us here: @loonielegislature.ca and listen where you get your podcasts. youtu.be/vbFxE3OuBAs?...

@pizzmoe.bsky.social hello old friend!! You may not remember me from Twitter back in the day. Used to go as @ ForPetesSake

Liberals now projected to win a majority with Mark Carney as party leader

Meanwhile on the “free speech” platform.. 😂😂 Don’t worry.. you can say the N word and Kayne can say whatever he wants too. 😂

Fuck Donald Trump

#postmedia and everyone that works for them are traitors to Canada. Cancel any subscriptions, and don’t click on their links. We need to bankrupt them once and for all.

😂😂😂😂😂

First Loonie Legislature Podcast of 2025. Me and @jb.polaris.tube struggled to find anything to talk about 🙃😉 Follow us here @loonielegislature.ca And watch the full episode here youtu.be/Fh_cCTGzThU?...

Does anyone really care what Jesse has to say? The guy has a hard on Trudeau because Jesse is mediocre at best. A dime a dozen sanctimonious opinion blogger and a perfect example why Canadian media has lost all credibility. But go on.

Corporate owned journalists are sell outs. You won't change my mind. #cdnpoli

For years #cndmedia let Poilievre tell Canadians that it’s all Trudeau’s fault with ZERO pushback. Now all of the sudden they’re interested in actual reporting? Faaaaaaaaaaa Q

"From the bottom of my blackened Truanon soul, Andrew Coyne, GFY." Thank you sir, Creek Pete!! 😊 🫡 🇨🇦 @creekpete.bsky.social

If you're an American who thinks your should annex Canada: Fuck you If you're a Canadian thinking America should annex Canada: Quadruple fuck you, with maple syrup and cheese curds on top you Cheeto cuck 🙂❤️🤗

Conservatives protect pedophiles.

Teachers in Canada are horribly underpaid. It's time for that to change. #canada #politics #teachers #pay #contract #conservative #liberal #education

⚠️ NEW EPISODE! ⚠️ This week Pete and JB sit down to discuss the effect of the Federal Government intervening in the Canada Post strike. Will this topple the government? Watch Here: https://buff.ly/3BwkUTm Apple Podcasts: https://buff.ly/3OUvQgm Spotify: https://buff.ly/3OX28Yj

The government is in a very tough position with the Canada Post strike. But is the government going to far here? #canada #politics #strike #canadapoststrike #union #solidarity

JB's lives are fun. But this one was one for the record books. #canada #politics #debate #live #carbontax #rebate #liberal

Conservatives have a lot of fancy slogans without a plan to do it. But if they do get what ever they say done. Will it actually help? @creekpete.bsky.social has a theory. @jb.polaris.tube

Justin Trudeau testified under oath that Jordan Peterson was on Russia's payroll. Jordan Peterson "BEFORE THE REPORT DROPS" announces he is moving to the USA. Guilty as charged and a traitor to Canada. This is all the proof you need.

Conservatives face actual scandal after scandal including Doug Ford and his 2.2 BILLION dollar Ontario Place redevelopment that no one wants. The Canadian media talked about it for a day and moved on. (@jb.polaris.tube @creekpete.bsky.social)

And so it begins 😂😂😂 Poilievre will say the same thing and then all his sheep repeating “aXe tHe tAx” are going to be missing those rebates big time. Can’t wait.

The Conservatives in Canada are unable to think for themselves. They are only allowed to repeat what they are being told to say. @jb.polaris.tube and @creekpete.bsky.social break it down on this weeks episode of Loonie Legislature.

I’d bet some productive blue states would rather join Canada and leave the leech red states to FAFO. Also.. this guy is just such trash. A complete embarrassment to the USA.

Awwwwwww someone’s scared.