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Formerly @ChodeToJoy but someone else with an equally refined sense of humor beat me to it...
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Lol this sign "Do not bring food into the library Food residue will attract mice Mice will acquire knowledge in the library Get into university Then replace you" 😂

submitted 14 days ago • 47 comments

Good job, @nascar.com Either have your dumb rules for these dumb plate races or don't, but don't selectively enforce them. #NASCAR

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

@foxsports.com.web.brid.gy your new score bug sucks. Change it back.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Every single dude on Auburn would be the most hateable guy on any other team.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

The Google Weather Frog is a fucking idiot.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

RIP, king www.vulture.com/article/davi...

submitted 46 days ago • 35 comments

since I'm talking about Max Cherry today, I figure I should share this essay I wrote about Jackie Brown, one of my favorite love stories. this was a pleasure to write, just a great movie to hang out with.

submitted 100 days ago • 5 comments

Repeatedly squeezing and releasing the sides of a freshly opened (plastic!) jar of peanut butter to watch it "poop" and "unpoop" is one of life's most underrated everyday amusements.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

The kids took pictures with a thermal camera on our walk with the dogs this morning

submitted 52 days ago • 11 comments

Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...

submitted 55 days ago • 760 comments

It’s kind of amazing how humanity collectively built the most comprehensive and accessible information repository of all time, and then a handful of people decided to let loose a bunch of broken robots to stochastically pollute it for no clear reason whatsoever

submitted 55 days ago • 29 comments

so honored to be jeremy strong’s stylist and bring his vision of squidward’s penis to life

submitted 57 days ago • 3 comments

Paul Atreides nuts.

submitted 78 days ago • 5 comments

Stockton has 15,806 career assists, meaning the difference between him and Chris Paul is 3,714. 3,714 career assists would rank 157th in NBA history, ahead of Dirk Nowitzki, Elgin Baylor, Jimmy Butler, Pete Maravich, and Penny Hardaway - to name a few

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

Adam Rex, Terror

submitted 88 days ago • 3 comments

If you like Elf on a Shelf, you'll love Panopticon on the John, a system of paranoia and control in which a stranger may or may not be observing you every time you use the toilet.

submitted 436 days ago • 5 comments

🏀 As promised, here's a men's college hoops Bluesky starter pack 🏀 The first offering is a roll call of 68 accounts, some much more college basketball-leaning than others. Dive in and share far and wide. go.bsky.app/TnXWBmf

submitted 109 days ago • 82 comments

Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.

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genuinely wonder it must feel like to be Jake Paul right now a literal Arnold Schwarzenegger from The Running Man moment as everyone on earth roots for you to be beaten to death on live television

submitted 108 days ago • 26 comments

@formula-1.bsky.social disappointed with your decision to ruin the best day of motorsports (Monaco/Indy 500/Coca-Cola 600) and I hope that everyone involved in this decision shits their pants today.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Men will fight for six and a half minutes in an alleyway rather than try on their drifter friend’s sunglasses.

submitted 319 days ago • 22 comments