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Irony is dead.

Oh. Salt Lake City. Ok.

i'm gonna need spaces balls 2 to have the dumbest merch available. let me get a space balls 2 stroller, blender, set of matched luggage, and epi pen

less than five months in there will be thousands of protests nationwide as the united states military deploys in american cities, the government arrests and charges members of the opposition party, and the president throws a military parade for his birthday. five months

At some point you really just need to accept that Trump has supernatural powers. There's no other way to explain every actor he comes across coming to believe he'll do them a solid

it actually started a few years ago technically. this is the run-up

Israel opening up a 4th front?

I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace. And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.

Honestly @gavinnewsom.bsky.social’s team deserves an award for these

you must accept the fact that the vast majority of people who are against Trump in this country will look at you like you have two heads if you start pontificating on the leftist versus liberal distinction at them

Look I'm a white southerner and what that has taught me is that you need to round up and hang the traitors and then keep Reconstruction in place for at least 100 years. Don't make the same mistakes as the first time tyrants got out of hand.

Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers theonion.com/marines...

Trump's regime has now committed at least 16 of King George III's 27 offenses specified in the Declaration of Independence. Armed occupation of a city/state over its government's supposed ideology: "He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us."

bluesky is the #1 app for introspection

Me: Oh heck I know this guy. He's a right-wing agitator. It's common with these groups to have "lawyers" who aren't actually "lawyers" because they have a loose interpretation of "law." ("Legalish" is my term) www.splcenter.org/resources/ex...

synthesis here might be “if you’ve been employed for X years by an Approved Employer you can stay as long as you don’t ever change jobs” this has some pretty obvious drawbacks, which would also appeal to Trump

Brody King shared a post about what is happening in LA right now on Instagram. #AEW 🤼

I told you we’d be back

Holy shit

...I mean, yes.

Should be noted that this is what Twitter used to do, and what X completely destroyed.

I have so much respect for this restaurant that is scamming the clientele that has never seen a banh mi by refusing to use any ingredients and thereby maxing our shareholder value

Bluesky is fucking great. /1

humans drown out the body's natural messages with food, chems, booze, and caffeine, then we subscribe to badly made tech providing fake insight into the same body messages we worked tirelessly to ignore

My most galaxy brained thought: These people feel so entitled to ever experience that produces any sort of culture and so AVOIDANT of self interrogation They have rebranded and aesthetized slavery and oppression Just to argue that cultures that have experienced it did it "wrong"

WHO HAS BEEN HURT, MOTHERFUCKER?!? WHO?!?

So cute.

Sophia Petrillo said GAY RIGHTS #Pride

LAPD appears to have kettled protesters around 7:45pm to prevent them from leaving, waited for the 8pm curfew to kick in and then mass-arrested them for curfew violations.

inb4 we confirm mossad had advance and specific knowledge of the 10/7 attack and elected to allow it to happen

Drive past protest. Honk to show support. Get to corner store. Clerk: Hey I hear it’s popping off downtown. People are saying to stay away. Me: I was there 10 min ago, it’s the same spot as usual and it’s maybe a couple hundred peacefully assembled people at best. This town is full of pussies.

Everyone I knew who covered disinformation got laid off, their bosses got bullied into firing them, or they changed their beats from actual Nazi harassment campaigns. It cannot be stressed the damage the paid-for Substack “free speech” guys did in the service of fascism and against real free speech.

The only reason people think LA is a postapocalyptic nightmare is because of the X algorithm. An unreality machine.

Hope everyone is ready for a wag the dog war with Iran

i should be allowed to chase everyone at this party with a shovel. we aren't on the precipice of Deep Thought, we're still on cleverbot and shoveling life changing amounts of money into a furnace. AGI is a con and anyone trying to convince you otherwise is in on it

It sure looks like Trump is trying to pay people $1,000 in crypto to attend his fascist birthday party in DC. Bonus if you’re “people of color and ethnic groups.” washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/tlg/d/wa...

Los Angeles FC crowd chants, "Fuck ICE."

A really chilling implication here is that if Trump keeps doing speeches on military bases, and commanding officers continue to tell soldiers to opt in or out of these events (as they did here), then there will be lists by base and unit of which soldiers support the administration & which don't.

This is a general, Major General Scott Sherman, the guy in charge of the military task force coordinating the L.A. mission, saying this. Not some low-ranking or mid-tier officer. A general.