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King of lizards. Refined grizzly. The Volleyball. He/him.
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Now for some relaxing Magic the Gathering Arena.

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Ajani: Yeah, I was in a band back in college Jace: I don’t believe you Ajani: *pulls out album* how about now, Fuck Face?

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“Lost 7 billion dollars, about 2% of his fortune” *nervous laughing* …..what the fuck?

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How bad is the Aetherdrift format? Here are the number of drafts I did from the most recent sets on Arena: Foundations: 42 Duskmourn: 39 Bloomburrow: 43 MH3: 34 Outlaws of Thunder Junction: 45 Aetherdrift: 10 (and done)

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This is one of those highly specialized prisons, like the plastic box they keep Magneto in. Except it would be used to incarcerate me.

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Looking through notes of commander decks I never built.

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new best gobbo emote dropped

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AEtherdrift is going to set a personal record for fewest drafts. Truly miserable on every level.

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Gordon

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Drake rn:

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I’ve read the set list. I’ve watched set reviews. I’ve seen ~a dozen drafts on YouTube. My brain will NOT log any new information about Aetherdrift. It simply stopped retaining any memory of new cards. Every time I read a card, it’s familiar, but familiar like a dream I had months ago.

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Tajic and Annie Joins Up is some serious VROOOOOOOM

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Can’t spell baseball without Basabe.

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A second Mitch McConnell has hit the ground

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My opponent flew a littttttle too close to the sun.

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Seeing BlueSky pushing the “twitter is a vomit soaked hellscape. So glad I’m here” posts gives vibes of buying something at Trader Joe’s and the cashier complimenting your purchase.

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And why is he not “Yurlock, burner of mana” I will be bringing this up with my therapist.

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Me and my first commander 😶‍🌫️ Made my first EDH deck by grabbing cards out of my cube I liked, grabbed a random old legend from my binder, and went for it. This was ~2009. Always my boy, Angus.

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I can’t believe January has been 6 years long and we still have 4 more days.

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BREAKING: AOC has said there is insider trading in Congress. "It's so crazy... we're supposed to act like money only corrupts Republicans? Give me a fucking break."

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Took the dog for a walk. Someone said “how you doing?” And I, not expecting this person to speak to me, replied “morning.” It is 6:35 pm and pitch black

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My cat and I every night since I got a CPAP machine

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Donald Trump is using TikTok to distract Americans from the fact that he has no plans.

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Don't let Donald Trump extending the TikTok ban distract you from the fact that his Administration is about to conduct mass deportations across America in a matter of days.

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The next four years are going to be difficult, but we are the resistance. I am not just going to give you news, I am going to share with you how we are going to hold MAGA accountable. Stay strong. We got this.

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THIS IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE 😭😵

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Them: We live in the darkest timeline lolol Me: We are. We still do not have Zedruu the Greathearted on Arena.

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You should be able to report players who concede before you make the MTG Arena severs fry with 188 Scute Mobs in play.

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