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"The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it." -Bill Nye "We're both clever and stupid in equal measure." - Brian Cox www.climaterealityproject.org www.worldwildlife.org www.charitywater.org
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Al Green, Congressman of Texas. Only man in that room with any balls.

With the world as we it know crumbling down around our feet, the thought that crosses my mind the most of late is "I need to buy more Lunchable nachos".

MUSTAAAAAAARD

www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2SkAghe/ #truth

Happy Superb Owl day #gobirds

What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?

Words to live by

Yes.

Fuck them everyday

Our kids can’t grow up in a world where people can lie and cheat their way to the top.

What a handsome boy

Spread the fuuuuckin word #democraticsocialist #bernie #sanders2028

What a pretty bird

Simpler times #moo #cow #go #moo

every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos

Do we ever get it all out the first try, or is there residual piss? @hankgreen.bsky.social

Justin Trudeau is hot as hell #Canada #hot #JustinTrudeau

Can anyone tell me what a "windmill" is? No pressure. Take your time. #trump #windmill #windturbine #whatsthefuckingdifference #botharedefinitelynotthemostexpensiveformofenergybtw #dumbassrepublicans #getyourreadingup #learn #something

Got that new glow in the dark skin from @dbrand.bsky.social with my new Pixel 9 XL Grip Case (TM). They told me I had to fluff their ego.

What the actual fuck does he mean "Canada would have better health coverage if they joined the U.S."?? Whatever marbles he had just slipped away. #fuckyoutrump

It's true! #whale

Neat #wallpaper #pixelstudio

I asked RFK Jr. a simple question:

There's already too few Rangers in the park. Dangerously few. Trump wants to cut $587 million from the NPS budget. (17%). This means our national parks will be even more vulnerable to poaching. Get in this fight and help us defend our parks Follow us at @altyellonatpark.org Retweet & Repeat

Thought we forgot didn't you What day is it ? Weasel Wednesday This little terror is a short tail weasel AKA stote.

@linusmediagroup.com is that goooooood?

@latenightseth.bsky.social What brand is that cardigan Seth wears in the "Back In My Day" bit??

For even entertaining this idea he should be removed from public office. (Yes, he actually feels this way.) #mccormick #congress #whatanasshat

Astrology = Space racism. Don't know who that comedian was, but he deserves that nobel prize or something.

I need recommendations for writing apps #writing #BlueSkyAuthors #Bluesky #Authors #NeedHelp

From 3 to 10. I may not get to see her, but there is no denying this is my child. Sweet girl, I hope you are happy and well and I can't wait to see you again.

This is what it means to be a bartender @blackstonepubandeatery #realglasses #trueglasses #icantseewithoutmyglasses #bartender

ME: sneezes MY CAT: the fuck bro?

So very true.

Good morning from @altyellonatpark.org

Pixel Studio preeeeetty fun #pixel #pixelstudio #raccoon

@linusmediagroup.com is that good?