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crispitybits.bsky.social
Lethal league blaze and balisongs :)
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Pro tip don't dive wrong you'll burst an eardrum (I definitely don't have first hand experience)

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Kitteh #cats

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FwubbaFwubbaFwubba

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Don't come crawling to me when I shit if you can't handle my fart

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We have written down so many nicknames for Sylus (pfp) that I can no longer say them all in one breath

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I would like to apologise for this post #balisong

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She crawl on my dungeon til I carl

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Yo does anybody have a pic of that goofily long balisong somebody brought to blade show?? #balisong

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@dril.bsky.social I was listening to a podcast and heard them say "I saw a dril tweet the other day." Yo dude are you like, big ups? Big man? What the kids would say "popular"?

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2nd cousin to lil Uzi vert

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I'm hitting propane cocaine Pop a jaw give em head pain Plant it on my opps water main Watch yo shit stay in yo lane

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Bomboclaat

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Don't go to the chiropractor. They're scammers. Go to a massage therapist, they actually provide relief long term

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Ember stopped being an asshole just long enough for silver to come say hi #cats

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NEW! Subway flavored table saw blades

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@willhirsch.gay YESSSSSSS THANK YOU MY BALISONG NUNCHUCK ADDICTION CAN CONTINUE #balisong

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SPOILERS FOR THE UNTIL DAWN REMAKE: I'm gonna kill you josh

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I drink gasoline

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Mitch McConnell's nipples are for sale

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It's not the final fantasy if there's 14 of them

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Switch tuah

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Guerrilla tactic prostate exam

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あなたは小児性愛者です

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Dude there's a lemonade in the fridge you can have it don't smell it or anything just take a big swig and have some dude it's yummy and homemade

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We smoking heavy machinery. We smoking critical engine components. We smoking forged steel engine head.

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Tried making food cuz I was drunk

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Murder? I hardly know her!

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Till death do us fart 😂😂😂😂

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Lobotomize all gooners

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HES!!! IN THE GOT DANG!! BOXED!! #cats

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I do actually flip knives lel #balisong #balisongflipping

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Dick so good it make you scream. Dick so good it make yo PC faster. Dick so good it help you with yo homework. Dick so good they tryna take it from you. Dick so good it got nominated for an Emmy. Dick so good it's getting promoted. Dick so good it paid its own way through college through grants and

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At my plugs crib had them LED string lights out bali lookin banger, slime, dancin in my hands like I'm flipping these bitches live on camera, $9 a month, subscription based throwing and swinging, blade twisting max aura, sling blades like I sling bricks, I'm cooking with cutlery #balisong #ledlights

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Breaking!!! Drug orgy officially announced at the fentagon

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