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crispitybits.bsky.social
Lethal league blaze and balisongs :)
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They got me using fallout type beat shit at work

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I think I should be the only person filtering things on social media, and no posts get to be public until I and I alone approve them.

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Got my Wii back from my brother

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Goodness he's cute #dog

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If Jesus died for our sins, who died for our cos and tan? *Bursts into flames as demon hands reach from the ground and pull me to hell*

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I JUST FUCKING CRUSHED MY FINGER UNDER A COFFEE MACHINE FUCK

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Sparkling ice is THE goat of sweet drinks

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I'm making rotisserie chicken anybody want some

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Whoever pitched total drama island is a fucking genius

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I will now be shitting in every post moving forward

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ATTENTION!!! LOVELY BABY HAS FOUND BOX!!!! #cats

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I want to feel how gummy chewy Shaquille O'Neil is

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Damn my new work pants make my ass go BOOM hell yeah

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My pronouns are he's/him

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Pizza in the morning pizza in the evening pizza at suppertime

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Long time jerker, first time buster

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all i've got is a hammer, which to me looks like a nail

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they're testing a new creature in your neighborhood

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pod roast soup supremacy continues

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These guys seem to never get along... But once in a blue moon, they do this #cats

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The brain is the penis of the head

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This is a balisong, no? #balisong

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Updated little guy

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I made a little guy out of twist ties

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Live in the Midwest for a single winter and you'll understand why we drink so much here

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Suddenly, another tree with wheels gets blown unwillingly into the rooted forest. The rooted trees begin to berate them just the same as the newly rooted one had been. They see the wheeled tree, and think "if I shouldn't have wheels, then neither should they..." And joins the rest of the forest...

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A tree with wheels solemnly surrounded by trees with roots. The rooted ones berated them, yelled at them, and told them they'd be better with no wheels. One day, a lumberjack offers the tree freedom from the wheels. Suddenly, the tree was rooted, and the forest accepted him.

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I took a dump in my rarri

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A balanced diet is made up of raw clay and cigarettes

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