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i heard reading is fundamental

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ok I feel completely insane asking this but like weren't we NOT blowing up rockets, like, 50 years ago. weren't we successfully sending rockets up that did not rattle apart. also weren't we like "ah yeah that was a fail" when the rocket fell apart instead of calling it a "partial success"

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Trump understands that tariff threats like the ones he posted this morning move markets downward. He's not ignorant about that dynamic. The question is which person or interest around him is gaining from it.

submitted 5 days ago • 270 comments

I won't disclose how long I sat, watching & waiting to capture this video but I am going to tell you, the actual speed of the transformation took 8 minutes. In order to share this with you, I sped up the video 8 times. I present to you, the transformation of a varied eggfly caterpillar to chrysalis🦋

submitted 6 days ago • 48 comments

UK and Ireland from the ISS on a clear day.

submitted 6 days ago • 63 comments

Champions League, you’re having a laugh! #UELFinal

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RIP, Norm.

submitted 8 days ago • 507 comments

share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞

submitted 9 days ago • 77 comments

The Nile from the International Space Station:

submitted 10 days ago • 113 comments

Michelle and I are thinking of the entire Biden family. Nobody has done more to find breakthrough treatments for cancer in all its forms than Joe, and I am certain he will fight this challenge with his trademark resolve and grace. We pray for a fast and full recovery.

submitted 10 days ago • 913 comments

Europe are welcoming us back with open arms! #eurovision

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“SN 1993J: a supernova explosion in progress captured by the Hubble ST.”

submitted 11 days ago • 46 comments

That’s why you’re still here.

submitted 12 days ago • 1377 comments

Realising too late that you washed your whites with your colours.

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Amazing!

submitted 13 days ago • 553 comments

What does the Milky Way look like from the side? Thanks to data from ESA’s Gaia mission, we now have a detailed map showing its thin, warped disk — home to our Sun and billions of stars. A stunning view of our galaxy’s true shape. Credit: ESA, Gaia, DPAC, Stefan Payne-Wardenaar

submitted 14 days ago • 99 comments

At least we have this to look forward to…

submitted 14 days ago • 882 comments

It would be stupid not to accept a gift of a free plane? Donold, let me tell you a story about a wooden horse...

submitted 14 days ago • 307 comments

Even the Babylon Bee Gets it #HamasForceOne #SwampForceOnce ✈️

submitted 15 days ago • 172 comments

Starmer to halt migration to Reform The new Private Eye is out now

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My new favorite book

submitted 18 days ago • 112 comments

Only important news. (Rat)

submitted 19 days ago • 300 comments

Trump's plans to control films that can be seen in the USA and what can be taught in US universities are all about full-on thought control - a classic fascist propaganda aim. youtu.be/C9aEHAAAeCE?...

submitted 19 days ago • 8 comments

Art. #WorldBollardAssociation

submitted 19 days ago • 26 comments

If you visit America. Be prepared to have your phone checked. Carry a passport and holiday visa. ALL of your holiday details. When your holiday started and when it plans to end. Carry these details around with you everywhere you go on your holiday. Avoid being kidnapped.

submitted 19 days ago • 181 comments

Another day of reminding everyone of Carl Sagan’s eerily accurate warning about the dangers of not being able to ask skeptical scientific questions to those in power or authority.

submitted 20 days ago • 220 comments

#FireExtinguisherFriday Cambridge

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These are real images of exoplanets. Four super-Jupiters, imaged 10 times over 12 years around a star 133 lightyears away. These are real, giant worlds, out there in the dark. And we can see them.

submitted 21 days ago • 189 comments

TANK vs TESLA "We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" - ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank

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These boxes are not moving. A mind-bending optical illusion by Japanese artist Jagarikin.

submitted 22 days ago • 276 comments

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

submitted 22 days ago • 657 comments

God, I wish this were true. ☠️😭

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Wanna see something cool? At the Grammy's in 1976, Ella Fitzgerald and Mel Torme explained what jazz is. The result? The crowd losing its mind. 🔥

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Raise your hand and retweet if you agree with musically gifted Keith! ❤️

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Barry Blitt’s cover for this week’s issue, “The First Hundred Days.” #NewYorkerCovers nyer.cm/ysrCZ47

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Is it just 100 days? www.taxresearch.org.uk/Blog/2025/04... In just 100 days, Trump has released mayhem, havoc and destruction. And the worst is yet to come.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Big scam ads right now

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