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…and always will be🇪🇺

Trump working hard to lower grocery prices

Donald. Trump. Is. A. Russian. Asset.

Trump and Vance wanted Zelensky to thank them for an aid package that Vance voted against and Trump opposed.

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I call on all European unions to protect democracy and join Norway in refusing to serve US vessels. #BoycottUSA

Hear hear!

It’s time to move away from purchasing American products - the only currency Trump understands is a stock market crash. Adios to Colgate, McDonalds, KFC and a hundred others. Big change starts with small acts. #IStandWithukraine

STAND WITH UKRAINE🇪🇺🇺🇦

If only Kemi Badenoch was as clever as she thinks she is..

Starmer has the backing of Britons to stand up to Trumpism. At the White House, he should do so | Polly Toynbee

Well said Keir Starmer.👏👏 #ReformUKLtd

Good.

The collosal, gargantuan, understatement in political messaging is beyond ridiculous given the crisis faced by everyone on this planet. Trump will withdraw the US from the Paris Agreement immediately, and as result millions will eventually die. Why can no one be honest about that anymore? #r4today

Hell yeah. Hold the line. This is what we need people to do. Slow things down, don’t comply in advance so the courts have time to stop them. It’s starting to work.

What the hell just happened w/ tariffs? Trump put Mexico tariffs on hold after Sheinbaum promised to send 10K troops to crack down on fentanyl; FYI Mexican military has >400K members. Realistically, I think the bully backed down when his target wouldn’t roll over. Let’s see what happens w/ Canada.

Canada's most populous province has ripped up a $68 million contract with Elon Musk’s Starlink and banned U.S. companies from bidding on any government contracts.

TRUMP: "I'm going to impose 25% tariffs!" CANADA: "We will do even worse in return." TRUMP: "Don't make me shoot myself in the other foot!!!"

Absolutely.

When Trump said he would lower prices he meant stock prices, actually.

Canada tarrifs, Mexico tarrifs, China tarrifs, Europe tarrifs. USA is accelerating towards isolation. It's America's form of brexit. Too bad the average voter of the current government fails to understand that this is actually a 25% tax on his life and not the other way around.

In Trump’s fantasy politics, he can accomplish anything – but reality will prevail | Andy Beckett

Coburn: Didn't you try banning rainbow lanyards as common sense minister? McVey: Let's focus on the real issues, not gimmicks. Coburn: But that was your gimmick. #ukpolitics

The bare-faced audacity of Badenoch, who has the nerve to talk about children with special needs while ignoring the impact of Tory austerity that has left so many struggling without support. #ukpolitics

Thank the lord for Private Eye

They really are.

Hi, I’m God. I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.

It was the worst of times. It was the worst of times.

If they act like cartoon villains, dress like cartoon villains and speak like cartoon villains... it's because they're cartoon fucking villains.

Helpful!

Ketamine is a hell of a drug.

What fresh hell is this?

Elon doing a Nazi salute. Jew here, whose family escaped Nazi Germany. Glad my grandparents are not alive to see this happen here. When I watch him do that, maybe I should be scared but all I see is an idiot, one that is almost pitiable because his intellectual and emotional world is nonexistent.

Elon just did a sieg heil during his speech.

ELON DID A FUCKING NAZI SALUTE AND THAT IS NOT FUCKING OK

Dunno if Elon meant to throw a Nazi salute (twice) or not, but if they were a mistake coming from the guy who recently supported AfD (the far right German Party), it would be one of the biggest, ugliest, stupidest political gaffes of the last decade.

So nazi salutes are ok now? America. What have you done? #Musk

Gulf of America, my fat arse.

Oh America. What have you done?

BREAKING -- Trump to issue executive order claiming to end birthright citizenship. This is plainly unconstitutional, directly contrary to the 14th Amendment. It will be challenged -- and the courts will strike it down.

So many ways to describe Trump's inaugural speech but Hilary Clinton laughing at renaming the Gulf of Mexico is a good one.

Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025

#TikTokBan