cristobalm.bsky.social
👨‍🦯🦮 SoCal business owner and recovering Oakland A’s baseball fan. Be a pal and please remember to include alt text with your posted images.
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Am I misremembering this, but didn’t Harris share a photo of herself in a stroller with her parents at a protest/rally? If not during this past campaign, then back in 2020? Who knows, maybe 50 years from now… a presidential candidate will bust out a pic of themselves during these events.
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Sounds like an intense Planes Trains and Automobiles sequel…
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Player got played…
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Also, include -ai in your search query to exclude all the ai crap.
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Gangster granps.
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And here this whole time, I thought it was just a glorified slinky…  i’m glad to have been set straight. 
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That alt text sure was an exhausting journey.
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Thank you for including the alt text. It really does help.
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Sword fight! Sword fight! ⚔️⚔️
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I mean… If the Volkswagen brand was able to eventually get past it’s Nazi entanglements, you figure in the long run, Tesla will be OK, but still… You love to see it. 
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Ty. 👍🏽
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Inject this alt text into my veins all day long. 
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Tell me about it…
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So one of the final tests when getting a guide dog is you’re driven around and get dropped off somewhere and you have to find your way back to the facility. my dog and I were like third or fourth out of a class of 15 to make it back to the school. Bet I could beat your brother… 
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It’s even more awesome when you have to do that shit with your eyes closed. Stubbed toes and cracked shins for days.
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Just say the word and I can priority mail you a spare cane. Just hold on tight to one of their elbows and cut that line all day… 👨‍🦯 
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Coming down pretty hard.
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Not sure if it’s something you’d be interested in, but reading about the Mexican revolution from a different perspective was something else.
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Facilitating access to gambling really does seem more and more like a social scourge.
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I was expecting her to yell at the end… “LIVE FROM NEW YORK! IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!” Hard to believe it’s real.
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That sweaty alt text made me turn on the ceiling fan… 
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If taco trucks don’t start selling tacos de Trump (chicken tacos), then they’ll be missing a great branding opportunity…   
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What I will say is that even though I don’t know what either one of them looks like… Dude sounds fugly with a capital “FUG” as all get out.
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Forget having terrible taste in men… She’s got terrible taste in human beings. Such an awful person. I recall when she & Miller became a thing, ppl were “shocked” that such an attractive woman was attracted to him. Come on… what? She’s too pretty on the outside to be so ugly on the inside?
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Long live the Rickey run…
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My wife who grew up outside of Berlin didn’t learn to drive until she moved to California in her mid 20s. 
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And here I thought it was just the yummy tummy I got from those tacos I gruvbed on last night…
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The green card carrying wife has already informed her family in Berlin that no one is allowed to either get seriously ill or dive for at least the next three years because there’s no way in hell she’s getting on a plane.