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When Earth has freed itself of money, markets, and libertarianism, it'll be invited into the Galactic Conclave. You blockheads shoulda been done with this shit 1000 years ago. DM's welcome! They will be screened by Cardinal Komodo and archived in a bin.
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On the bright side, Elmo's drug addiction is completely unsustainable. He's got under a year before his brain is mush. Moreso, I mean.

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www.cbc.ca/sports/hocke...

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Thank God Steve Rogers isn't here to see this. He'd be soooooooo ashamed. On the other hand, he'd punch Elon right in his pasty Nazi face.

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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

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I think the US resistance should have an anthem to rally them to action against the insane zealots, loser billionaires, and illiterate philosophers. I nominate this 50-year-old Canadian ditty about France to get the ol' Yankee blood circulating. m.youtube.com/watch?v=ekox...

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Karoline Leavitt has a face very like that of a person with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Look up the other signs and symptoms. Hey, don't come at me; I don't write the medical textbooks.

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LOL@ "peace talks" between Trump and Putin, as if Ukraine won't tell them to go fuck themselves whatever they "decide". Russia's weak already, and the US is getting there. Слава Україні.

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The huge chain that delivers my groceries has added a little red "Canadian" badge to home-grown products, in order to make boycotting the USA easier. Please share with the losers in your life who think this is fake news. It's not, and we're all happy to keep it up until Trump is gone for good.

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I picture Musk's dozen-ish test-tube kids taking him for a Father's Day weekend on the Orient Express. It would be the perfect ... trip.

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The American people freak the fuck out when you suggest the sensible steps of eliminating the penny coin and replacing those grubby dollar bills with coins. So I'm sure they'll be fine with the Loser-in-Chief's claim that Treasury bonds might be invalid. In other words: Stock up on Euros.

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Strength isn't acting like a tough guy. Strength is standing up to the guy who's acting like a tough guy. That's all it usually takes to knock him down. Musk, Trump, Thiel, Yarvin ... they're all such featherweights in mind and body that the USA looks weaker every day they walk free.

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The Elongated Muskrat is the most dangerous person in the world right now because he KNOWS he's committed literal treason. Whatever his plans are, if he fails, it's 100% life in prison or the electric chair. (Spoiler: He's gonna fail.) I'm tired of having to worry about such a ridiculous person.

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I'd sure like to know a lot more about this Luke Farritor character who's delaying critical HHS payments! Hey, let's all do some hardcore investigative reporting on this brand-new public figure who controls your money all of a sudden and for no good reason. LUKE FARRITOR, everybody! What a guy.

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4) People seem to respect me despite my not having any control over them. 5) With luck, by 50, I'd saved enough to retire comfortably to quietly pursue my simple hobbies. SO! If all Elon has to his name is half a trillion dollars ... Trading places with him would definitely be a downgrade for me.

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I'm about the same age as Elon Musk, and here are some conclusions I've come to: 1) I'd destroy him in a fistfight. 2) I'd destroy him in a Jeopardy match. (Would he break zero points? Who knows?) 3) There are several people who love me because they're kind and empathetic. His own kids hate him.

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If you have Trumpy relatives, please tell them that we Canadians are pleased that Trudeau could play him so easily. Also tell them that, honest to God, Americans are officially on the bad-guy list until the Republican Party is dead and gone. And if you don't rein them in, the rest of us will.

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Although the official trade war has been "paused", I'm pleasantly surprised to see Canadian shoppers actively avoiding US imports. Like, *methodically*. At the grocery store yesterday, TWO little old ladies asked me to look at labels to see where something was made. That's totally new to me.

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