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When Earth has freed itself of money, markets, and libertarianism, it'll be invited into the Galactic Conclave. You blockheads shoulda been done with this shit 1000 years ago. DM's welcome! They will be screened by Cardinal Komodo and archived in a bin.
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I hope the Secret Service investigates everyone tweeting the number 8647, including me. It'd keep them too busy for their drunken whoring, at least for a while.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

I sense that Kendrick Lamar is a good dude, but Jesus Christ, I cannot listen to that voice.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Prediction: If this shit goes on much longer, other world governments will actively dig up and dish out the truth about rigged US voting machines (esp. those of a company called ES&S). But, more importantly, I'll be able to say "I told you so, dumbasses."

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

It's not just Trump, Yanks. I personally am not knowingly buying any American products until the Republican Party is dead and decomposed.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

In a trade war with the USA, Canada will be slightly inconvenienced, but more or less fine. We don't NEED anything you make. The USA, conversely, will be screwed nine ways from Sunday. Tell your idiot MAGA friends and relatives that we're not a joke, and if we have to, we will fuck your shit up.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I'm Canadian, and I'm Ukrainian. You're the bad guys now, Yanks. Sorry, but straighten out your goddamn house.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Note to fellow Canadians: Yanks from south of the Mason-Dixon Line haaaaate being called Yanks beyond all reason. That's why I call them Yanks; no exceptions!

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

If all this chaos turns out to be some accelerationist, #RokosBasilisk horseshit (look it up and tell your friends!!), we are literally experiencing a civilizational suicide attempt. Hot tip: #Musk, #Thiel, #Zuck, #Yarvin, #Vance ... These are all lottery winners who think they're Nobel laureates.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

This #EnriqueTarrio goon is a glass cannon if ever I saw one. He clearly needs stage props to look tough. Also, he doesn't look too Aryan to me, so I wonder if he knows that the Nazis just keep him around as DEI. Probably not, on account of his overall dumbness. Good luck, sucker.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

On the bright side, Elmo's drug addiction is completely unsustainable. He's got under a year before his brain is mush. Moreso, I mean.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

www.cbc.ca/sports/hocke...

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Thank God Steve Rogers isn't here to see this. He'd be soooooooo ashamed. On the other hand, he'd punch Elon right in his pasty Nazi face.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

submitted 104 days ago • 1053 comments

I think the US resistance should have an anthem to rally them to action against the insane zealots, loser billionaires, and illiterate philosophers. I nominate this 50-year-old Canadian ditty about France to get the ol' Yankee blood circulating. m.youtube.com/watch?v=ekox...

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

Karoline Leavitt has a face very like that of a person with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Look up the other signs and symptoms. Hey, don't come at me; I don't write the medical textbooks.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

LOL@ "peace talks" between Trump and Putin, as if Ukraine won't tell them to go fuck themselves whatever they "decide". Russia's weak already, and the US is getting there. Слава Україні.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

The huge chain that delivers my groceries has added a little red "Canadian" badge to home-grown products, in order to make boycotting the USA easier. Please share with the losers in your life who think this is fake news. It's not, and we're all happy to keep it up until Trump is gone for good.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

I picture Musk's dozen-ish test-tube kids taking him for a Father's Day weekend on the Orient Express. It would be the perfect ... trip.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

The American people freak the fuck out when you suggest the sensible steps of eliminating the penny coin and replacing those grubby dollar bills with coins. So I'm sure they'll be fine with the Loser-in-Chief's claim that Treasury bonds might be invalid. In other words: Stock up on Euros.

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

Strength isn't acting like a tough guy. Strength is standing up to the guy who's acting like a tough guy. That's all it usually takes to knock him down. Musk, Trump, Thiel, Yarvin ... they're all such featherweights in mind and body that the USA looks weaker every day they walk free.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments