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Solving the male loneliness epidemic by calling every other guy Big Dog

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I miss studio killers

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Who wants to buy me tickets to glass animals tonight

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I think they should just make cars that can't speed tbh

submitted 24 days ago • 16 comments

gf/bf

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GALLEGO: You requested $50m for a Gulfstream jet. Meanwhile, Rs are about to kick 13m off Medicaid. How can you justify that? NOEM: It's to replace a jet that's over 20 years old G: Would you be using it for travel? N: No idea G: We've seen the Instagram photos. Some really bad weapons handling.

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what if the three wise men were just the fools who wrote the torah, bible, and qur’an and that’s why they’re very different but also very much the same with different perspectives

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please if there is a god let me get this job

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Taking the whole ROAD ✔️ Distracted (singing) ✔️ No helmets ✔️ No lights ✔️ No reflective vests ✔️ Riding in a pack ✔️ Textbook radical anti-car cyclists.

submitted 38 days ago • 143 comments

"You are not refugees. You are just a case study of white flight dressed up as martyrdom. You are not escaping violence, you're escaping equality."

submitted 39 days ago • 276 comments

i’d like to thank whatever magical eye in the sky, for two beautiful healthy cats

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why are full podcast episodes being played as ads on youtube - i can promise you if i wanted to watch a 30 minute expose on basketball current events…… i would seek it out… do not subject me to that at 3am without my glasses….

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i’ve never been so heart broken in my life

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i never understood all the “they’re in a better place now” “they’re happier now” after a death but now i get it

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cried watching someone play interstellar on piano in a mall

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😕

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Your School House Rock moment......

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New Phasmophobia Video! Chat sent me to High School where I encountered the wildest Mimic I've ever seen! www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ5v...

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love how every time I see the word “woke” I get to be reminded that for maybe eight whole months out of the entire time I’ve been alive, making an effort to be kind to one another was trendy, and now we’re all going to spend the rest of our lives being punished for it

submitted 45 days ago • 15 comments

The Task Is Simple: Walk or Die. In Theaters September 12, 2025

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My god i hate this timeline...

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i watched the stoneman douglas shooting documentary on youtube and just made myself so sad

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i’ve spent today just creating marketing and launch campaign drafts and like…… good for me…

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i need to get weirder

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do u think if bella’s baby was a boy, she would have named it Charlisle?

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me trying to enjoy the big bang theory when it's on at my parents house

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stretching your foreskin all by yourself handsome?

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me getting ready to judge all of the met gala looks not knowing a lick about fashion #MetGala2025

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im so overwhelmed i don’t know what to do

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Atlanta different lmao Succeeding at warning me not to bring weapons but also making them look incredibly cool as a hologram of a GTA spinning gun

submitted 51 days ago • 144 comments

am i ready to delete snapchat?

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ME: Are you sure this is okay? It seems like everyone is mad at me CHATGPT: Absolutely! Robbing a federally insured bank harms no one, as deposits are insured by the federal government. Remember: have fun, and don’t spend it all in one place!

submitted 51 days ago • 22 comments

God wasted a perfectly good asshole when He put teeth in her mouth.

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this would be so funny if this guy wasn’t president

submitted 52 days ago • 236 comments

that’s where it all started… toontown fishing bingo

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please let me get this job please let me get this job PLEASE

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

my life feels like a series of hallways and doors with handles and know that my pants and shirt keep snagging on

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

i still believe in buying physical movie copies bc i want to be the haven house that ppl find after the world ends with all the movies you could wish for

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

you ever start freaking out because you can't remember how to write capital numbers?

submitted 56 days ago • 14 comments