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“we live in a simulation” ppl just don’t understand electricity and how the entire world is a grid of underground wires transmitting a honed natural phenomena

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without saying footloose, fav kevin bacon film?

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This is what we’ve become. In just a single decade.

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once i learn how to bake it’s over for yall

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Get yours today!

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*slaps knee* WELLP

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What is "howdy" but for saying goodbye?

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guys only want one thing and its disgusting

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The country can take back their fried steaks I don't want them

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New electric duck buses in Vancouver! HT @dailyhivevancouver.bsky.social

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fear not my fellow queers, your local sprouts farmers market has hired thy town fool… (me)

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I may not be smarter than the average bear but I do have more debt than him

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I bet at least one guy farted in the Trojan horse

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mfs be putting the toilet seat down just to piss on it

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Staking out his spot on the meadow 🪶

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agnes ft her latest victim (back left)

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all-timer

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It's been a while. Here is the boy.

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What a way to start a fight.

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immaculate vibes

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dermatologist grimly sipping coffee and thinking goddamnit more skin today

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Please read and share. Musk is attempting to blame Ukraine for the X cyberattack, but word has already spread that it was a false flag. What is a false flag? A false flag operation is an act committed to disguise the actual source of responsibility and shift blame onto another party.

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benadryl, my queen melatonin, my beloved

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southwest throwing away 50+ years of goodwill as a trustworthy and celebrated airline because they got bought by an investment firm less than SIX MONTHS AGO is … you can’t help but laugh.

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Can you call out of work for the vibes not being right? Asking for a friend.

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VEGGIE 🗣️ VEGGIE 🗣️ HOW DID HE STOP THAT?!

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iT is silly girl hours.

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Hey friends, I came across this in someones timeline. Never a truer word spoken about Mr Dicktator!!! Please share so those that voted for this nightmare can feel publicly shamed!Everyone deserves peace and morality in their lives. Well except the MAGATS that voted for this shit show. Repost, Linda💞

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Archaeologists found a mikveh (Jewish ritual bath) at Ostia near Rome used into Late Antiquity! “Among the objects recovered during the excavation are oil lamps decorated with the image of a menorah (seven-branched candelabrum) and a lulav (palm branch), as well as a well-preserved glass vessel.“

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biiiiiiiiig stretch

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bro he's going to do it

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Stay focused

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Bluesky watching the shitshow on twitter.

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that’s literally just peter pan

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As global warming intensifies, mental health crises linked to heat stress, climate anxiety, and displacement are becoming more severe, highlighting the urgent need for climate action to protect both the planet and human well-being.

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Never mind more Indiana jones. We could have more Brendan Fraser mummy movies.

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Saw two David Lynch movies on the big screen over the weekend and noodling over a short essay about why it's really important to embrace weird art right now. TLDR: Authoritarians always come for weird art.

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