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Comedian & sports fan. Basically just writing jokes, shitposting, and spreading misinformation about important historical figures.
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Blah blah The Dems suck but that Raskin read of Musk is

Dubs shot 17 more 3s AND 16 more FTs. Thanks, officials!

Coach Mosley HAS to speed the offense up. Paolo shouldn't be catching the ball in the middle of the 1st action with 10 secs on the clock, and then no options. I don't understand what the game plan is.

They couldn't get to the line with Draymond and Post hacking either

Of course, I'm not going to blame the Zebras for turnovers or Orlando not running offense for stretches but my God the Magic could not get a call.

State Department said they did a 90 days review of all USAID contracts before this mass cancellation. This administration has been in office for 30 days. They do not care about playing in your face.

it's american citizenship, Michael. what could it cost? $5 million?

Wockaflockas so scared of sharing the "American Dream" they set fire to that shit. Wild.

Fam, the Montgomery Bus Boycotts lasted more than a year. One day of boycotting isn't gonna do shit. We need wholesale corporate hateration for extending periods of time.

A BAR!

My altruistic answer is that the American Left has to tackle the truth of a nuanced electorate that has many views and priorities on how to progress as a nation, and the American Right lives in the lie that the only way is through whiteness. Many objectives vs 1 singular one.

Psst....y'all wanna see a dead body?

Race and Class are intertwined Race and Class are intertwined Race and Class are intertwined Anyone saying that this is purely a "class struggle" is not someone you put all your faith in.

Millennials, this sounds exactly like one of your aunties explaining why Herbalife is the future and why you should "link up with them sometime"

Much respect to Woj. He is basically the basketball version of the "suck d#$& for water" guy from the Fyre Fest doc.

Oh we're halfway there Oh oh running from a bear I pushed you down Accidentally I swear Oh oh eaten by a bear You were eaten by a bear

"Ayo, this chick eatin' beans!" #WhiteLotus

Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired

Flag that shit as SPAM and tell them it looked like one of those fraud emails from a fake African prince.

White leftists yelling at Black Democrats to cause “Good Trouble” like we don’t remember them shitting on John Lewis when he was alive. Fuck them frauds for real.

They don't tell you about this when you get jumped into husbandry. I wish I also had known about splitting my candy bar, that I just paid for, with her AFTER asking if she would like her OWN candy bar and being told no.

Look, I'm all for shitting on the Dems but this is really disingenuous. What law are they gonna get passed that does this against a stacked Congress, 3 weeks before the budget vote, when there are multiple lawsuits they are a part of working to NOT have those people fired at all? Be real.

Jasmine Crockett's "Y'all broke asses done fucked up and if you don't call your presentative right now, your ass is in trouble" messaging is what I want to see from Dem leadership.

Imagine getting in front of a camera and explaining that so many people called you a dickhead or asked you to stop being a POS, that you couldnt bring yourself to have a brew with the bros anymore.

Can't wait until 15% of the DC Metro area is out of work and into the job pool. We are gonna have the most high-brow OnlyFans content creators.

What a shame. Teamsters deserve better than this.

People are so dumb. We have to keep having plane crashes. Experts I polled, and will not share the results of said poll, assured me that is the best way to get the DEI out. We will all be safer, AFTER we all die.

Based Chris Kluwe

Well, I guess these social science degrees ended up being useful cause can't nobody read or analyze documents or statistics anymore. Sent them babies to coding boot camp and now we are staring down the barrel of the Techno-oligarchy because they never learned how the damn government works.

Happy Black History Month

Over my cold dead body