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You’re only a city if you have a professional football team with “City” in its name. Good for Lincoln, less good for London.
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"Wolverine unalive the. Will someone upcoming, reportedly important, avengers in the film?"
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Tsk. It’s Luke Warmwater.
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But I’m not an alien.
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I have a joke about Medusa that’s a stone-cold killer.
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Wasn't this one, was it?
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Sounds like boobs mischief to me!
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“I can never touch bread when it’s moist. As a youth, I used to weep in bakers’ shops.”
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To a cop, the answer is always simple, it’s never complicated. There’s no mystery to the street, no arch-criminal behind it all. If you’ve got a dead body and you think his brother did it, you’re gonna find out you’re right.
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“WA-“ (headline continued on page 2)
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Just remember, it goes “Ooh, Ah, Up the (Inflation) Reduction Act”
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I’m not an alien.
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Muphry’s law in action. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry%...
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If you want a picture of the future, imagine a Trump Timberland stamping on a human face—forever.
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Who is this Serkis clown?
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Dom Del-Who-Leaves
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Tom Bombadil-no
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Does this also explain the imbalance between pasta and antipasta?
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Craig David tried this at the London Olympics, but only managed to be the bow selector.
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English? Buncha has beans.
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Just clear your mind.
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In 5 or less words, start a fight not about religion or politics:
Not for sale: baby shoes
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When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack.
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"Ow, I’m very vulnerable there. Oh, there go the piano lessons. Now I can’t remember my dad."
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Theodore J Flicker used to direct or write Barney Miller episodes. My dad would guffaw every time his name popped up in the 70s-style credits.
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