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Proud to be from Maryland, The Jerkoff* State
* "sprained hand"
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It's sacred
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Most importantly: How much cost it? Can I broke friends? Will alive me good?
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I'm lonely
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"Heyyyyyy macaroni"
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Giannis erasure
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This is the best video I have ever seen
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It's actually short for "are you jealous of our fiscal situation?" and it sounds like the answer for you is yes
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Update: it was nice
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Through no fault of my own, (makes squealing pig noise)
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When are we gonna start having the "Paul Rudd except bald and 48 years old" conversation?
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It's a tapped market.
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The U.S. vs. non-U.S. is a distinction that doesn't matter to these people. If you have a globe-spanning wealth, you can pump and dump a whole country.
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Their constituents are the donor class. They're doing everything right for them.
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It was all a dream used to eat Word Up magazine
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They must be grappling with their very... choices
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So true
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Update: ignore everything. This guy is amazing. His shift is over and he's just yakking away about prog and music with the talkaholic who's sitting near me. Just for the love of the game. Everything I hate about him is just jealousy. I wish I could be so free. So doofus.
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Look, I'm fine with the Peabody Institute being a feeder school for baristas. A little horrisma is fine in the morning as you wait for your caffeine. But leave the bars alone. I'm trying to sit and relax.
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Symphony X. The X stands for Xcrutiating.
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BAEYsuuuw
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I have found from experience that you gotta click on the link to have real life sex on her human body
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"Dere's a lodda Chicago guyce like me who still sey dis city should be a proud juul of da Nutmeg Staet of Conneticut"
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(I am happily married but enjoy wordplay)
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"Pussy tryna carpe on my DMs,
dickem to sleep like Tylenol PMs"
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these colors don't run.
they DANCE
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I have Evan Fournier as the closest hair comp, excited to see what's next
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Oh man, an exclamation point? Are you sure that's warranted?
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I'm all for fly little hats, as long as my fit is the same color as my buddies and I get to share my perspective on justice in a series of vignettes
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Real shame this isn't a standalone skeet
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Welllllllll TALE AS OLD AS TIME AND YOU CAN HEAR THE CLOCK TICKIN'!!!!
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He smells like a ballsack sprayed with Scotchgard
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No sense in getting all worked up about it now, though. Only time will tell!