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Noirbebe. Wenee. She/Her. Currently hyper fixated on Xavier Legette 's smile.
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The below emails are official DOGE employees, please tell them how you think they are doing.

I always want somethin sweet & that’s my problem

I wondered if there was a sign with the single worst insult a Vermonter could hurl…and there it is! Hahaha

Drake hits the Triple Crown: getting dunked on at the Grammys, Super Bowl, and Oscars all in the same year.

My wire in my braces snapped and we got a Monsta X performance. When I tell you I will rip these brackets out with my bare hands for a tour, Shownu, I mean it. #monstax

KISS OR DEATH BY #MONSTAX IS SO SLEPT ON 😭😭😭

There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂

Hi white women. You knew who you married when you married them.

Your Majesty! I'm blessed by your presence! @cvntynova.bsky.social

Happy Chinese New Year 🧧 It is also Seollal (Korea), Tết Nguyên Đán (Vietnam), Lunar or Lunisolar in many Asian countries. May the year of the snake bring abundance to you in all forms. Wishing everyone here great health and endless joy. Of course, may you all have amazing skin barriers 🐍

I miss y'all so much..I miss my #monbebe moots

My first dream of the new year was of #Shownu holding my hand and asking me what #DARVO meant. I'm gonna take that as a good omen. #monstax

And stay out!

I ate a kids meal at McDonalds today. His mom was pissed at me

College is about trying new things, right? #collegeromance #books

If you are looking for a book to pick up on the new year, may I suggest mine? Nadine comes out tomorrow and I'm nervous. Cute cover, cute plus size black people who don't give a shit about their size, because they know they're awesome. a.co/d/hXBm8IK #booksky #plussizecharacters #reading #newrelease

Okay, so allow me to introduce myself. I'm Lisette. I write under Three Fortnights Press. My #books are contemporary new adult romances with a Black woman as the female main. I currently have six books out, with the seventh due at the end of the year. My first series, A Year of Change, is complete.

My goal this weekend is to do a year in review recording for YouTube. This was a tough one.

She ain't no divaaaaaaa

@mobilesuitkat.bsky.social *PTERODACTYL SCREECH*

At times I get this frenetic urge to get a new dog...it's how I know I'm not ready. I know I'm trying to mask the pain of losing Lily. I know I need to sit with this and be allowed to feel it. To deny it is to deny her and she was my sweet girl. #petloss

The Napkin In Between Podcast hosted by ME coming soon! Available on YouTube & wherever you get your podcasts! Subscribe on YouTube here!👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾 youtube.com/@thenapkinin...

Adjusting your job search settings on LinkedIn is literally this: Location? Toronto, Ontario Hybrid, Remote, and/or In-Office? Hybrid or Remote LinkedIn: Great! Check out these roles: • Hybrid, Victoria, BC (4,400 km away) • In-office, Toronto* (*Not Toronto; really in Brampton, 40 km away)

Good morning. What we getting into today?

#arcreaderswanted The third book in the Sorority Rejects series, Nadine, is a little more intense than I normally write. I'm concerned about my ARC readers not wanting to read, so I'm reaching out to see if any other people that would like to be arc readers. #announcment 1/3

🎥 #몬스타엑스 #몬채널 📺 #Behind EP.426 SN VLOG in PARIS #1 패션먹플루언서 셔누가 파리로 간다✈🇫🇷 #셔누 #SHOWNU #MONSTAX #MONSTA_X ▶ youtu.be/IcLwwfV5bEA

The FBl is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the backpack shooter. The NYPD has added another $10,000. UnitedHealthcare is kicking in a $25 copayment.

gotDAMN

Butt sex and marriage counseling don't go together. I said it

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things

It wasn't UHC, but my dad had the same thing happen. The hospital sent me a bill a week after I buried him. I'm not sorry for the phone call I made that day.

Whenever I need a good laugh, I just remember Jaheim.

@datoncefromthad.bsky.social www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYfK9J2o/

From dancing to getting intimate, this has been my 2024 😂 #SpotifyWrapped

I'm at the National Assembly building. The army is here. And I just saw two soldiers in fatigues getting pushed around by belligerent ajusshis. and they looked legit scared.

One of my favorite fan merch sites used to be no small dreams shop. They stopped making #monstax stuff.

Y'all I have such a crush on Jamo on TikTok Help.

I'm exhausted and I want diner food.

This is a wild Monday from jump. What do you mean I got a Charley horse at 5 am? #work

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