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crowman.bsky.social
Electron Juggler. tea drinker. gardener. Tiktok: @crowbloke
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I think I've seen all the films.

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I've got three chainsaws but if you saw me in the street you'd think no way that guy has got even one chainsaw.

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Today I accidently repaired my leaking petrol strimmer by repairing it wrong.

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12 years old. Today. Birthday boy woke up to a quick chuchchuch so I could take the pic.

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Good morning.

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

I'd love to be the guy that slaps the back of a truck but I don't when you're supposed to do it and not get shouted at.

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Just had a double 99 with all the sprinkles. #badass #bigboy

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Just watched the kitty catch a rat, walk the fence with it in his mouth, drop it by next door fence and meow for next door cat. He's been feeding next door cat.

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So you're telling me a John cougared this mellencamp?

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

Me, watching karate kid 2 : yeah, no. That would hurt though.

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Perils of being a gardener #23: "Can you come do my lawn please" [ 25 five minutes later] "The grass is wet can you do it later please" [ mfw after driving for 20 mins ]

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My husband: I wish I hadn’t gotten you that stupid blender for your birthday Me drinking 3 frozen pizzas: why

submitted 18 days ago • 12 comments

Happy Towel day you Hoopy Froods

submitted 18 days ago • 18 comments

Such a nice day I'm treating my clothes to a 2hr wash instead of the 40 minute daily. Living the life.

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Ah yes, I do remember the old Internet. The finest Internet. The Internet you could browse, surf and enjoy. websites created by people with a passion. You could watch actual video recordings and talk to people in real time. It's all paved over now. They put up a parking lot.

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It says stir half way through cooking but I just give it a good wiggle because chef tings

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🎶 Imagine 🎼 🎶🎶

submitted 26 days ago • 566 comments

Indian Jones And The What Did I Do With The Remote It Was Here A Second Ago.

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Hey nerds - if the moon is fake, what is it faking?

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I wish I could code. I've tried for decades and just can't get past the basics.

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Are you telling me a cis teened this chapel?

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Home of the Alchemist

submitted 34 days ago • 25 comments

Now that's how to take the piss. Well done starmer. That Donald truly believes he's directing a TV show.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I don't get invited to parties anymore. I get told about friends having a party but that's not quite the same thing is it.

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Can't get in to the twitter, what's the

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Men doing laundry be like well if it falls off the line it's dry OK.

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Just sold some synth bits to OTT. Day made.

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So a 5k grant for a baby but not until it's born? What happened to 'life begins at conception' ?

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I'll be running the London marathon next week when it's not so busy.

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Five pound mate.

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Singing Chinese baby is the dancing baby gif of 2025.

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Turns out the bolt that got wedged in my tire causing a puncture was in fact a bolt that fell off my lawnmower. Ffs.

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Teaching myself to clean roof by cleaning my neighbour's.

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