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As president of the world I promise to create more jobs by making a huge mess for everyone to clean up

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"Well I didn't expect that" - people who didn't expect that.

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I think I've seen all the films.

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I've got three chainsaws but if you saw me in the street you'd think no way that guy has got even one chainsaw.

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Today I accidently repaired my leaking petrol strimmer by repairing it wrong.

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12 years old. Today. Birthday boy woke up to a quick chuchchuch so I could take the pic.

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Good morning.

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I'd love to be the guy that slaps the back of a truck but I don't when you're supposed to do it and not get shouted at.

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Just had a double 99 with all the sprinkles. #badass #bigboy

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Just watched the kitty catch a rat, walk the fence with it in his mouth, drop it by next door fence and meow for next door cat. He's been feeding next door cat.

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So you're telling me a John cougared this mellencamp?

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Me, watching karate kid 2 : yeah, no. That would hurt though.

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Perils of being a gardener #23: "Can you come do my lawn please" [ 25 five minutes later] "The grass is wet can you do it later please" [ mfw after driving for 20 mins ]

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My husband: I wish I hadn’t gotten you that stupid blender for your birthday Me drinking 3 frozen pizzas: why

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Happy Towel day you Hoopy Froods

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Such a nice day I'm treating my clothes to a 2hr wash instead of the 40 minute daily. Living the life.

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Ah yes, I do remember the old Internet. The finest Internet. The Internet you could browse, surf and enjoy. websites created by people with a passion. You could watch actual video recordings and talk to people in real time. It's all paved over now. They put up a parking lot.

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It says stir half way through cooking but I just give it a good wiggle because chef tings

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🎶 Imagine 🎼 🎶🎶

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Indian Jones And The What Did I Do With The Remote It Was Here A Second Ago.

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Hey nerds - if the moon is fake, what is it faking?

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I wish I could code. I've tried for decades and just can't get past the basics.

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Are you telling me a cis teened this chapel?

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Home of the Alchemist

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Now that's how to take the piss. Well done starmer. That Donald truly believes he's directing a TV show.

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I don't get invited to parties anymore. I get told about friends having a party but that's not quite the same thing is it.

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Can't get in to the twitter, what's the

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Men doing laundry be like well if it falls off the line it's dry OK.

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Just sold some synth bits to OTT. Day made.

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As president of the world I promise to create more jobs by making a huge mess for everyone to clean up

"Well I didn't expect that" - people who didn't expect that.

I think I've seen all the films.

I've got three chainsaws but if you saw me in the street you'd think no way that guy has got even one chainsaw.

Today I accidently repaired my leaking petrol strimmer by repairing it wrong.

12 years old. Today. Birthday boy woke up to a quick chuchchuch so I could take the pic.

Good morning.

I'd love to be the guy that slaps the back of a truck but I don't when you're supposed to do it and not get shouted at.

Just had a double 99 with all the sprinkles. #badass #bigboy

Just watched the kitty catch a rat, walk the fence with it in his mouth, drop it by next door fence and meow for next door cat. He's been feeding next door cat.

So you're telling me a John cougared this mellencamp?

Me, watching karate kid 2 : yeah, no. That would hurt though.

Perils of being a gardener #23: "Can you come do my lawn please" [ 25 five minutes later] "The grass is wet can you do it later please" [ mfw after driving for 20 mins ]

My husband: I wish I hadn’t gotten you that stupid blender for your birthday Me drinking 3 frozen pizzas: why

Happy Towel day you Hoopy Froods

Such a nice day I'm treating my clothes to a 2hr wash instead of the 40 minute daily. Living the life.

Ah yes, I do remember the old Internet. The finest Internet. The Internet you could browse, surf and enjoy. websites created by people with a passion. You could watch actual video recordings and talk to people in real time. It's all paved over now. They put up a parking lot.

It says stir half way through cooking but I just give it a good wiggle because chef tings

🎶 Imagine 🎼 🎶🎶

Indian Jones And The What Did I Do With The Remote It Was Here A Second Ago.

Hey nerds - if the moon is fake, what is it faking?

I wish I could code. I've tried for decades and just can't get past the basics.

Are you telling me a cis teened this chapel?

Home of the Alchemist

Now that's how to take the piss. Well done starmer. That Donald truly believes he's directing a TV show.

I don't get invited to parties anymore. I get told about friends having a party but that's not quite the same thing is it.

Can't get in to the twitter, what's the

Men doing laundry be like well if it falls off the line it's dry OK.

Just sold some synth bits to OTT. Day made.

So a 5k grant for a baby but not until it's born? What happened to 'life begins at conception' ?

I'll be running the London marathon next week when it's not so busy.

Five pound mate.

Singing Chinese baby is the dancing baby gif of 2025.