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Chris Morris voice: 'Time for a quick look at tomorrow's headlines...'

submitted 19 hours ago • 16 comments

We need someone with the surname Kennedy in F1

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

imagine doing this scene after already winning an Oscar for "The French Connection." that's Hackman to me

submitted 1 day ago • 45 comments

He's gone to the great "afternoon off ill from school" in the sky 😢

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There's never been a more 'Emperor's new clothes' type manager since the last Manchester United manager

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike. YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother? ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.

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After careful analysis I can bring you the greatest moment in EastEnders 40 year history - Pete & Arthur play Burnin' Rubber on the Amstrad GX4000

submitted 9 days ago • 12 comments

‘MANCHESTER UNITED’ wins the BAFTA Award for Best Comedy Performance.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Is this a bit?

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Victor Lindelof sitting on that United bench

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Football baby!

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Beans in chili are woke. What a great bit

submitted 18 days ago • 88 comments

Liverpool AND rangers suffering cup humiliation on the same day??

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

This was all thanks to Wayne Rooney

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Wonder what he's saying in that speech bubble

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THREAD 🧵 Footballers with their Rumbelows Cup Man of the Match colour televisions: 1990-92.

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

SHIVERS - GO TO THE CHILDREN OF THE BIG SEA. RHETORIC - The big sea…The Big C? That can only mean one thing - Communism. YOU - Yes, Comrade Zephyr. I shall find them. Girl Child Revolution and Girl Child Communism! SHIVERS - BOY CHILD FREEDOM. BOY CHILD JUSTICE.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

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fuck around then, Pingu

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

illustration, famitsu, magazine (1991) archive.org/details/fami...

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JD Vance Facetimes His Family

submitted 20 days ago • 46 comments

As a kid, I copied a handful of jokes from my 'Floella's Funniest Jokes' book and submitted them to the children's section of the local newspaper. I won 'joke of the week' and they sent me a Bob Carolgees magic set. No regrets.

submitted 19 days ago • 21 comments

Happy Super Bowl Sunday

submitted 19 days ago • 26 comments

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

submitted 35 days ago • 88 comments

"BBC Three will be youth-orientated. We must put talent that'll appeal to young people front and centre of its launch... call Johnny Vaughan, Dom Joly and Lisa Faulkner"

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Lmao

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WTF HAS HAPPENED TO BRIDGE CAFE

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

This might be the greatest Apprentice task ever. I'm speechless

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

WCW around mid 2000

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Twitter now isn’t a 80s football terrace. It’s not loud, brash racism, it’s billionaire funded, highly educated and big tech backed racism.

submitted 26 days ago • 6 comments

Trump, asked if he plans to visit the crash site: "What's the site, the water? You want me to go swimming?"

submitted 29 days ago • 429 comments

An airplane crash happened because of woke. Unreal scenes

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

cnn what the FUCK are you doing

submitted 30 days ago • 66 comments

Oh my god it’s happened again

submitted 31 days ago • 25 comments

#SaveThePCC Some of you may have read about the situation regarding our new landlord wishing to add a new redevelopment break clause, with only 6 months notice to our lease. For now, we're simply asking you all to share & sign the petition below; you.38degrees.org.uk/p/princechar...

submitted 31 days ago • 81 comments

Live footage of football banter accounts on twitter posting homophobic "jokes"

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traitors final feels like when you witness someone successfully solve their customer service problem by being incredibly rude and belligerent till they get a result

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment