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technically it's the thuggish, ruggish bone unless thuggish modifies ruggish. a bright career copyediting reissues is just around the corner for me

submitted 11 hours ago • 9 comments

Ppl calling Sabrina carpenter an oversexualized trollop is so funny bc to me her whole vibe is “bugs bunny when he’s dressed up like a girl”

submitted 1 day ago • 78 comments

This was nice of him, I hope it made Obama feel better.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

unpopular stance: ACAB includes Scully but not Mulder, because there's absolutely no way Fox Mulder understands what the law really is or that his job is to enforce it. he has less capacity for moral cognition than a K9 unit.

submitted 4 days ago • 177 comments

shirt that says i love my wife in 4 pt comic sans

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Radiohead announce their next album will be their most accessible yet. “We were really onto something with ‘Creep’,” says singer Thom Yorke, “but we got scared of success and disappeared up our own asses for 30 years. Now we’re finally ready to rock stadiums like we were always meant to”

submitted 6 days ago • 141 comments

it rocks that DOGE is basically doing this

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

If I send out an email with a typo it crushes my spirit for the whole day and meanwhile like the Attorney General puts out daily memos saying, “Professional infiltrators indanger and ruin our beautiful and previous Campuses which must change.”

submitted 8 days ago • 18 comments

yeah I mean obviously I will donate to several Canadian charities if this happens

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

many world leaders, in the coming weeks and months, might unite the world by saying either "go fuck yourself" or "shove it up your ass" to a sitting president. I just want to counsel that this will be funniest if you undersell the line. not "go FUCK yourself" but "eh...go fuck yourself"

submitted 8 days ago • 25 comments

Nobody looks good in the Star Trek: The Motion Picture costumes, they all look like they're in pajamas except McCoy who looks fresh as hell

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

this is how your email finds me

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

it's fine

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I hope at the G7 we feed all the other leaders proper poutine but Marco's has shredded marble cheese instead of curds

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[Every Murdoch Mysteries episode] MURDOCH: hello Nikola Tesla, what bring you to Toronto TESLA: I came here to ponder my latest invention, and... my, those berries look good, may I have one? CRABTREE: Oh yes sir, I love having a red currant then a black currant TESLA: 🤔 alternating currants...?

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

I would take a 20% pay cut if I was allowed to uninstall Teams from my work computer

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Luke Combs OCD / Ne-Yo polyamory / TikToker jailed for blasphemy / what else do I have to see? / We didn't start the fire...

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

yeah this is definitely what we should let control the government

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Tracy Jordan tweeting "I LOVE HITLER NOW WHAT BITCHES" but he meant Mark Hitler, the guy who cleans his dressing room (Mark Hitler is a Nazi but Tracy doesn't know that)

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

what if the AI isn't bad at this but it's pulling all its answers from a nearby universe in which everything it says is true. do you think elon would know.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

(anthems for a seventeen year-old girl voice)

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CNN Reporter: I'm north of Possum Lake, where the Marines are meeting resistance from the dreaded Red Green Battalion as they advance on Kitchener-Waterloo. Lieutenant, can you tell us what you saw? Soldier [visibly shaken]: we shot at the wheels but the van changed its tires without even stopping

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

yeah man I love They Might Be Giants

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

A cool thing about Teams meetings is if you just say "let's take that offline" when a topic comes up, you don't actually have to ever talk about that topic as long as nobody remembers

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Meanwhile Canada…

submitted 15 days ago • 81 comments

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

submitted 16 days ago • 1578 comments

Years from now they'll pinpoint the start of World War 3 as Doug Ford tweeting "more like Howard Nutlick"

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I'd like to announce that I'm pivoting to media criticism. Here is my critique of the media. It sucks ass. Having registered this critique I'm now pivoting back to songs about the true nature of prophecy & books where there was maybe a ghost but you're not entirely sure

submitted 16 days ago • 92 comments

well well well

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

there's not a "fuck you" in this world big enough for these guys

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

These guys love war. They view it as success. JD Vance wants to fuck war like it's a La-Z-Boy sectional.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

this is a stew stop, stop and look at my stew

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not afraid to stand up to you sweaty nerds

submitted 18 days ago • 14 comments

Drake furiously studying economic theory so he can win back Canadians by convincing Trump to drop the tariffs

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Pumped for AI to emphatically tell DOGE that a government employee named Dave Blonkis is responsible for $60B in wasteful spending then after three rounds of questioning say "you're right, I made a mistake, Dave Blonkis doesn't exist. I will be more careful next time." www.cnn.com/2025/03/04/t...

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

a lot of people are jumping to conclusions about my decision to name my pool house "Casa Hitler" without even asking me which Hitler I mean

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Those alanis morrissette singles were so bulletproof that i bet you could take one line from any of them and make it worse by an order of magnitude like "i've got one hand in my pocket and the other one is in the other pocket" and it still would've been a hit

submitted 18 days ago • 171 comments

Happy Tariff Eve to those who celebrate, make sure to leave a glass of Alberta oil and a plate of Saskatchewan potash out for Donald Trump before you go to bed

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Don't worry, Canada has a plan* * anonymously sending Trump AI images of Zelenskyy eating lobster in a Maserati in the hopes that he'll get so mad he forgets he was gonna tariff us at midnight

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Dune arrakis rocks will lift you up until you break

submitted 18 days ago • 24 comments

mango pasta salad squad rise up

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Fox News reported that JD Vance had to move to an “undisclosed location” due to protests at the Vermont resort where he’s skiing this weekend. For inflicting misery on the world and here at home in America, this is exactly the energy that should greet Vance wherever he goes for the rest of his days.

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submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Never in history has there been a better Sunday album than Emoh by Lou Barlow

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

But if I'm fucking you... and you're fucking me... and Dylan is fucking his outie's wife... who's refining the macrodata?!?

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

JD Vance when Trump is yelling which means he also gets to yell

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

getting fired from the white house press corps for playing the curb your enthusiasm theme from my bluetooth speaker after trump and zelenskyy storm out of doors on opposite sides of the room

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments