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I made this the other night while procrastinating, mainly because I thought all the posts about the blackout were boring. It feels like there is momentum bringing people together!

submitted 4 days ago • 304 comments

The fact that the USA has banned visas for trans people but welcomed rapist Andrew Tate shows how all this "defending women" stuff is total bullshit

submitted 3 days ago • 190 comments

I can tell by the way you spent all day posting wendy williams gifs under a story about a trump supporter being forced to ration insulin that you are ready to lead a broad political coalition to save this country

submitted 7 days ago • 10 comments

Caught a guy peeing on my cybertruck. You're wasting your time idiot, it was already covered in piss from all the other people who did that today

submitted 8 days ago • 339 comments

Hard for me to worship Shai Hulud as a god when he can be fooled by walking a bit silly

submitted 20 days ago • 25 comments

a good part of me thinks that in addition to everything else, the reason they are scrubbing these stories is they do not want disadvantaged kids to believe they can aspire to anything other than their designated “black” or “hispanic” or “woman” job

submitted 22 days ago • 861 comments

government being destroyed by people that participated in the rick and morty sauce freakout

submitted 22 days ago • 38 comments

everyone at dinner noticed your distinct lack of whimsy bro

submitted 22 days ago • 10 comments

my ass doesn't quit but will go on strike when necessary (union girlie)

submitted 23 days ago • 14 comments

it's the fifth straight year of your CEO touting "tough macroeconomic conditions" as the reason for slashing budgets and laying off your coworkers. they stopped buying coffee for the break room. you are somehow your own boss. you've got a performance review coming up, and it's not looking good

submitted 326 days ago • 4 comments

calling cats "felines" in an incel way

submitted 24 days ago • 5 comments

I love that a white guy was flying the plane, a white guy was flying the helicopter, and a white guy gutted the FAA last week but somehow the blame is too much diversity.

submitted 31 days ago • 671 comments

In the club shyly covering my mouth and waving at pretty ladies with a handkerchief

submitted 31 days ago • 13 comments

For the record, if I accidentally did two Nazi salutes back to back, I’d probably be using the social media company I bought to say “holy shit I’m sorry, I did not meant to salute Adolf Hitler twice on my big day.” In fact I think this would be the response of most people

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we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths

submitted 36 days ago • 275 comments

The thing that gets me about AI is if you want to get an answer to something that is sometimes right and sometimes bizarre or simply disastrously wrong, you can just ask me. That’s how I answer questions

submitted 32 days ago • 14 comments

There’s a superman comic where hes turned gay because of a substance called “pink kryptonite.”

submitted 71 days ago • 88 comments

I'm gonna get sued for this.

submitted 71 days ago • 6 comments

me sexting

submitted 83 days ago • 11 comments

i love you libraries i love you museums i love you botanical gardens i love you public parks i love you art galleries

submitted 80 days ago • 41 comments

I'm in the "I fucking hate this" phase of my knitting, which is promising. Past experience tells me this is about 4-14 horrible days away from finishing and being deliriously proud for a month or more

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

A bait and switch for the snitch. When they say "snitches get stitches," that's all they get, because the scumfucks offering rewards have no intention on paying out... almost like a little microcosm of the insurance agency. It's us vs. them, in every way. www.unilad.com/news/us-news...

submitted 82 days ago • 13 comments

Watching Star Wars and rooting for the empire because it represents law and order

submitted 84 days ago • 233 comments

They've tried everything to find the CEO's killer. Waiting for him to surrender, asking if anyone has seen him, everything.

submitted 84 days ago • 37 comments

I'm not used to garments so I spent like an hour making an excel sheet but I can finally restart my vest today

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submitted 88 days ago • 4 comments

I don't really care about having too many wips bc there are two equally important phases to a craft and each project just requires a diff amount of each to be finished: 1. Actually doing it 2. Getting inspired or motivated by doing literally anything else and stuffing your noggin with New Stuff

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

i hate it here (my corporeal form)

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

Knitting people: why are so many people combining mohair or other low weight yarns with other yarns in garments? Is that necessary for wearability? or just to make it feel / look nicer/fancier? #knitting #craftiverse

submitted 88 days ago • 3 comments

Fat Moose Monday

submitted 90 days ago • 23 comments

what if we just skipped christmas

submitted 92 days ago • 48 comments

my favorite thing about the drake thing is that i should, given my interests and age and world, know absolutely nothing about it and drake has actively forced me to learn what a loser he is

submitted 97 days ago • 43 comments

There is zero reason for a politician to want crypto to exist other than “I will take bribes from them”

submitted 92 days ago • 6 comments

submitted 107 days ago • 15 comments

I overproofed my dough NO ONE TALK TO ME

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

they got porn bots on here too, I feel at home.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

the men in my life keep thumbs up reacting to my text messages and it's like do you not realize how threatening that is? so you want me dead? is that it?

submitted 94 days ago • 2 comments

I'm so relieved this site has a horny corner. Nowhere has a horny corner anymore.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

halo 3 is like what if a game was perfect

submitted 95 days ago • 61 comments